I've always told my wife that FBI means "Fucking Bloody Idiots" and CIA means "Completely Insane Assholes".
SUCKERS!!!
Look at the URL in the OP. IT IS A HOAX/JOKE SITE.
Go back to believing everything you read on the Internet....
Perhaps you failed to see my
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(Americans - not only do they fail to detect sarcasm but they also fail to detect smileys)
We should be ready to see quite a few such interesting "articles" appear in the next 24-48 hours.