The anatomy of a terrible thread in action: SEE ABOVE
Very clever newbie. Again, as stated in the op, in retrospect I should have screencapped the whole thing but everything is time stamped and accurate if you understand how to internet I bet you could figure it out.
Also to note: The night I posted this was a long night and the next day I came back to see if I could delete it and could not because I knew it would be ill recieved being that there aren't pretty pictures all over it. I was right about it all sure; but sometimes, as you can see by the comments, being right and warning people just seems to stoke fires. Fuck me for trying to help right?