serious?
/msg nickserv help register
>nickserv< help register
-NickServ- ***** NickServ Help *****
-NickServ- Help for REGISTER:
-NickServ-
-NickServ- This will register your current nickname with NickServ.
-NickServ- This will allow you to assert some form of identity on
-NickServ- the network and to be added to access lists. Furthermore,
-NickServ- NickServ will warn users using your nick without
-NickServ- identifying and allow you to kill ghosts.
-NickServ- The password is a case-sensitive password that you make
-NickServ- up. Please write down or memorize your password! You
-NickServ- will need it later to change settings.
-NickServ-
-NickServ- You have to confirm the email address. To do this,
-NickServ- follow the instructions in the message sent to the email
-NickServ- address.
-NickServ-
-NickServ- Syntax: REGISTER <password> <email-address>
-NickServ-
-NickServ- Examples:
-NickServ- /msg NickServ REGISTER bar
foo@bar.com-NickServ- ***** End of Help *****
ie:
when logged in to freenode with your chosen nick
/msg NickServ REGISTER <your password> <your@email>