Word on the street about satoshi...

[vvv8]

I recently heard from some of my peepZ on the street that satoshi can fly! That's right, he can fly. They also say that he's very similar to Jesus, in that he can also resurrect the dead and make wine from water. The difference with satoshi and Jesus tho, is that satoshi has computer programming skills (obviously). God taught satoshi how to program before he sent satoshi to earth to design the blockchain and bitcoin. Satoshi never had any help from any government entities, any banks, or any powerful interest groups....naw satoshi created bitcoin on his own - because like I said, he's a superhero like Jesus who had God as his yoda.

I believe my friends whatever they tell me, I also believe in the satoshi fairytale because it allows me to rest easy and sleep at night.

What stories have you heard about the legendary satoshi ?

[LiteCoinGuy]

Satoshi once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.

[Hydros]

I've heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, my favorite is that he created the SR.

[BitcoinINV]

I've heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, my favorite is that he created the SR.

me too heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, but my favourite is he created bitcoin 

[Hydros]

I've heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, my favorite is that he created the SR.

me too heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, but my favourite is he created bitcoin 

Ah of course, that's my favorite one of all.

[ToshiOcean]

LOL!! Great post OP.
Satoshi might as well be Jesus for all the change he scared up.
It sure was a great 10 minutes.

[Lauda]

Ah it looks like the attitude on the forum is changing. There were times in which newer members were constantly bashing either Bitcoin, satoshi or whatever.
These stories are nice. Satoshi is indeed a legendary person of some sorts. At least he is for us.

[MCHouston]

Satoshi once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.

Satoshi can slam a revolving door.

[MARK GARCIA]

 Satoshi sounds like a interesting fellow indeed.When was the last time anyone seen the playa playa?

[freeyourmind]

Satoshi once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.

Satoshi can slam a revolving door.

When a mosquito bites Satoshi, the mosquito suffers from an itch

[unamis76]

haha, amazing thread!

My contribution: Satoshi was known for mining early blocks in the blockchain... with nothing but the power of his mind!

[cakir]

I've heard that chuck norris found satoshi and then he died immediately because of heart attack.
Satoshi is probably a witch! And bitcoin is sorcery!

[coolcoinz]

Satoshi is an alien. He came from the stars gave us Bitcoin and flew away.

[Bralex]

Satoshi is really Waldo who is hiding so i have been told

[Zoomer]

I have been told on several occasions that satoshi actually knows the last digit of pi!....

[iGotSpots]

I was recently at NASA for the last SpaceX launch and there was a social media guy there that I swear looked exactly how I picture satoshi to look

[majeis]

Satoshi doesn't always [X], but when he does, he [Y].

[bornil267645]

There are plenty of words on the street, some of my pals think he's Barack Obama and some thinks she is shakira....so I don't know what to believe, but it's fun to see people wasting their valuable time behind a myth...

[planetroving]

Satoshi might just be a potato, or even pecan pie for all we know... A potato is sort of yellow. A Bitcoin image is yellow. Any connection? He might be an alien, and left when he thought us humans could continue to develop Bitcoin.

[HarryPotHead]

Satoshi while he was inventing and coding smoked a ton of pot  Come back satoshi....