Scuse me while I get a tissue.....

[bitlane]

Total Recall (2012) .......thought it would be a joke, but currently at the 30min mark and just whitnessing Kate Beckinsale's power-sliding crotch-takedown move, I have a feeling I am going to like this more than I thought.

For nostalgia if nothing else, I should add, long live Arnold....and even at 90 yrs old of whatever she is now, Sharon Stone still seems fuckable.

Enjoy.

[RoloTonyBrownTown]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.   

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.   

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

Although I may echo your sentiment, I'm very interested in learning more of Sharon Stone being fuckable.

[BookofNick]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.   

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

Thanks, Dr. House!

[BurntSnow]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.   

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

Even if you aren't doing either of those things, you're still an idiot.
<3, Burnt

[teflone]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.  

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

Well, either:

A)  You're an asshole..

B)  You're an asshole with too much time...

[Matthew N. Wright]

Thanks for this! I was planning on watching it with my girlfriend today in Korea.

[RoloTonyBrownTown]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.  

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

Well, either:

A)  You're an asshole..

B)  You're an asshole with too much time...

B.
Oh, and http://theoatmeal.com/comics/movie_theater_layout?foo=bar

[evolve]

Well, either:

a) You're watching a shitty Cam version, in which case you're an idiot.   

b)  You're watching in the cinema and typing this during the film, in which case you're an idiot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking A, that was hilarious. I even read that in a dry British voice in my head!

Super Internet burn.

Damn.