[ANNOUNCE] −7% per week interest

[dree12]

Missing Pirate? Need more "investment" material? Well, you're in luck! I am now offering guaranteed and insured −7%/week interest on deposits (Fees apply. See below.). So, how does it work? Simply send money to 1P5Wyd1dXcDoWvLoWAstwdfGbqVph6DWtN, and you will get 93% of it back in a week. Guaranteed!

But how? Well, the trading strategy I employ is top secret, but I can assure you, it is not a Ponzi scheme. Nor does it have anything to do with money laundering. Given this amazing never-before-tried strategy, better than even Pirate himself did, what are you waiting for? Deposit now!

Did I mention that this is fully insured? If for some reason I don't pay up, I will pay the debt for myself! No risk, negative reward, what are you waiting for?

Fees: An initial fee of 100 BTC is deducted to pay for management of this service.

Edit: Due to high demand, We now allow specialized Anti-Pirate accounts! Screwed by Pirate? Don't think you're getting your money back? Wish you could rewind time?

Well now you can!

Instead of Pirate's 7% per week interest, we offered −7% per week interest. But keen mathematical minds here will realize this doesn't exactly rollback Pirate's endeavor! So now we offer alternate accounts with −6.5420561% per week interest. This is set up so that one week of Pirate plus one week of antipirate is exactly 0 weeks of pirate! In other words, reverse Pirate with Anti-pirate! Don't miss your chance! Invest now!

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[Meni Rosenfeld]

This is legit, there are many business models generating (-7%) ROI per week. I just don't feel this is very competitive with some of the other offers out there.

[adamas]

I am offering a better yield: 7.5%/week and no initial fee. 92.5% of your investment in one week garanteed! Min. deposit is 10 BTC, max. is 1000 BTC per account. Total or partial withdraw is possible on a weekly basis.

[P4man]

I think I got this one figured out. You are investing the funds in fixed MH mining bonds!

[dree12]

Announce! Rollback your pirate investment with the Anti-pirate!
AntiPirate now open!

[Gladamas]

So, can we send a negative amount of Bitcoins and then get a positive return? 

[dree12]

So, can we send a negative amount of Bitcoins and then get a positive return? 

Interestingly, someone sent a "negative" amount of BTC in the past. Because Bitcoin used unsigned integers, he received a net gain in billions of BTC, far higher than 21 million. The bug was promptly corrected.