Best Joke Wins 1 Hour From Op...

[BtcCrazy1]

I am auctioning 10 LTC for the best joke within an hour. Need a laugh crappy day today. Let's get the jokes going..

[BtcCrazy1]

Sorry didn't realize there's an alt-coin section. So I will give the choice between 10 LTC or .05 BTC..

[BitcoinAddicts]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down.
She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

[BtcCrazy1]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down.
She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Lol that's preety good..

[marcotheminer]

Donate my winnings (if I win) to a bitcoin charity like: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=300631

I don't know any good jokes. That wasn't my joke, I just don't. I tried writing one then gave up oh well, good luck!

[miffman]

There's a Mexican, an Asian, and an American in a plane. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have too many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "I have too many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says............. "He fucked my wife"

[moko666]

Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!
Son- Sure dad! Whatever!
~5 hours later~
Dad- Howz ur exam?
Son- Who the hell r u???

[BtcCrazy1]

There's a Mexican, an Asian, and an American in a plane. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have too many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "I have too many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says............. "He fucked my wife"

This was good would have been better if the ending was different..

[tampines]

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.

- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.

[Zawamiya]

Boy and girl: asked the teacher very important question?
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!

[Neotox]

Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

[Zawamiya]

looks like game is over, most of them are funny enough lets see which one wins the prize, waiting for a confirmation from BtcCrazy1

[louise123]

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
just for laugh

[u9y42]

I am auctioning 10 LTC for the best joke within an hour. Need a laugh crappy day today. Let's get the jokes going..

Hmm, some jokes out of the program Fortune, I always found amusing:

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.

"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."
-- unknown

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Zero Defects, n.:
        The result of shutting down a production line.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
        Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
                -- Laurence J. Peter

Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.

Q:      How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:      You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.  Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

[BtcCrazy1]

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.

- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.

I would have to at the one with mine is already eating bananas is the winner. Please choose what you want then post your addy..

[Zawamiya]

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.

- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.

I would have to at the one with mine is already eating bananas is the winner. Please choose what you want then post your addy..

congratulation to winner and it was a good joke, i read this first time, you deserved this 
I am sure he will choose to accept 10 LTC because its value is 0.06BTC

[tampines]

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.

- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.

I would have to at the one with mine is already eating bananas is the winner. Please choose what you want then post your addy..

Thank you very much.
I prefer BTC, my address 1NKydqhfWT9Xiht7tRSMhaBmDn9D5Mg48Q

[BtcCrazy1]

Please verify when you receive it..

[tampines]

Please verify when you receive it..

Received.
https://blockchain.info/address/1NKydqhfWT9Xiht7tRSMhaBmDn9D5Mg48Q
Thanks

[BtcCrazy1]

No problem thanks everybody for giving me a laugh..