I was just informed of a few things that were unclear up till now.
Pirate was recently hospitalized for head trauma that may have been received when he was abducted previously, by aliens.
It now turns out that he was implanted with alien technology that gives him the ability to see into the future and predict the outcome of certain events, but only those that were already a part of his life prior to his abduction. He can't simply go out today and purchase a winning lottery ticket, but from what I understand, there are other events that have been foretold or reveled to him, making it imperative to conclude certain parts of his current business deals.
I don't have anymore details at this time, other than the following cryptic quote, that was recorded while he was in dream state, or REM sleep....
'Bubba....shower....soap....NO......lipstick.....dinner'
I will try to report more, as my Private Investigator sends me more intercepted info from the Doctors etc.
Oh man, thanks bitlane! I needed a good laugh
