Welcome Rachel - BitInstant's newest team member

[Yankee (BitInstant)]

Hello Community,
 
We would like to introduce our newest team member, Satoshi Nakamoto's younger sister, Rachel Yankelevitz!
 
Rachel joined BitInstant this week and will start handling our customer service and working with overall operations going forward. She works here with us at our New York office, and is becoming an expert on all things Bitcoin. She even did some currency speculation the other day, and her client software has almost downloaded the entire blockchain.
 
Rachel will be interacting extensively with the community here on the forums, so please welcome her and feel free to direct any questions her way. Oh by the way, she’s fluent in English, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, and French, how badass is that?
 
Cheers to Rachel!

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[Rachel (BitInstant)]

Hi Bitcoiners!

I'm totally delighted to join the BitCoin community and thrilled about becoming part of the BitInstant team! We have some really exciting new projects in the pipeline and I'm looking forward to discussing them here on the forum and answering any upcoming questions you might have. I recently purchased my own bitcoins and I'm really excited to see how this currency and its surrounding technology evolve in the short and long term. I have a background global media, romance languages and communications so I'm looking forward to meeting other Bitcoin enthusiasts around the world. Maybe I'll even get to meet some of you in-person at one of the upcoming BitCoin meetups here in NYC. Looking forward to having some interesting  (if not controversial ) discussions here on the Bitcointalk forum and getting involved in the community!

[556j]

Looking forward to having some interesting  (if not controversial ) discussions here on the Bitcointalk forum and getting involved in the community!

Oh ok. How do you feel working in NYC being responsible for 3+ positions on 3x,000K USD salary? Are you a US citizen or have a greencard? Do you realize that's literally slave wages in the city you're employed? Do you feel you were only hired because you have tits or because you offer something unique to bitinstant? If so what do you offer? What do you think of the pirate situation? Is coinbase a good investment in your opinion (absolving bitinstant of anything you say regarding) Are you sure you're aware of what you got involved with? Pics?

[finkleshnorts]

Looking forward to having some interesting  (if not controversial ) discussions here on the Bitcointalk forum and getting involved in the community!

Oh ok. How do you feel working in NYC being responsible for 3+ positions on 3x,000K USD salary? Are you a US citizen or have a greencard? Do you realize that's literally salve wages in the city you're employed? Do you feel you were only hired because you have tits or because you offer something unique to bitinstant? IF so what do you offer? What do you think of the pirate situation? Is coinbase a good investment in your opinion (absolving bitinstant of anything you say regarding) Are you sure you're aware of what you got involved with? Pics?

Wtf bro

[AndrewBUD]

Yeah what a douche bag thing to say man...


How about... Welcome to the forum...........

[jimbobway]

 Welcome Rachel!

[Gyrsur]

As everywhere there exists such and others... Welcome to the wild West, Rachel!  

[BCB]

It's a man's (boy's) world Rachael, get used to it.

Welcome!

[bbit]

Looking forward to having some interesting  (if not controversial ) discussions here on the Bitcointalk forum and getting involved in the community!

Oh ok. How do you feel working in NYC being responsible for 3+ positions on 3x,000K USD salary? Are you a US citizen or have a greencard? Do you realize that's literally slave wages in the city you're employed? Do you feel you were only hired because you have tits or because you offer something unique to bitinstant? If so what do you offer? What do you think of the pirate situation? Is coinbase a good investment in your opinion (absolving bitinstant of anything you say regarding) Are you sure you're aware of what you got involved with? Pics?

dude really?  I mean REALLY! ? I nominate that this guy gets the first ever douchebag tag on bitcointalk. Who's in ?

.........and welcome Rachel!  

[BCB]

I'm in.  Mods/Admin can be please get a douche bag tag??

[finkleshnorts]

I'm in.  Mods/Admin can be please get a douche bag tag??

One for BurntSnow too!

[bbit]

I'm in.  Mods/Admin can be please get a douche bag tag??

One for BurntSnow too!

Who is BurntSnow ?

For the moment lets focus on one douchebag at a time....

[AndrewBUD]

I'm in.  Mods/Admin can be please get a douche bag tag??

One for BurntSnow too!

Uhhh oh I think it would be fun to see... Better set out some guidelines on what get's you the douche bag tag.....

[finkleshnorts]

I'm in.  Mods/Admin can be please get a douche bag tag??

One for BurntSnow too!

Who is BurntSnow ?

For the moment lets focus on one douchebag at a time....

The guy who made a thread asking if he's a douchebag. Sorry for being /OT

BTW, Welcome Rachel!

[bbit]

I'm in.  Mods/Admin can be please get a douche bag tag??

One for BurntSnow too!

Who is BurntSnow ?

For the moment lets focus on one douchebag at a time....

The guy who made a thread asking if he's a douchebag. Sorry for being /OT

BTW, Welcome Rachel!

Not a big deal. I might make a new bitcointalk screen handle Douchebag Slayer  

[Chang Hum]

Looking forward to having some interesting  (if not controversial ) discussions here on the Bitcointalk forum and getting involved in the community!

Oh ok. I like hanging outside schools with a bag full of sweets to try and lure little children into letting me nosh them off. I like ladies too got any pics?

Yeah thought so

[Rachel (BitInstant)]

Thanks for the warm welcomes! Especially 556j!
Let me take some time to address your questions one at a time:

1) I won’t discuss issues of salary other than to say you have your figures wrong and I'm a US citizen so no green card necessary.

2) You don’t seem to know what that word “literally” nor “slave” means. When used correctly "slave" means a person entirely under the domination of some influence or person" For example, "He was a slave to his own insecurities." According to its dictionary definition, "literally" means "exactly, virtually, without exaggeration or inaccuracy" For example, "556j's dick was literally the size of a peanut."

3) I was hired because I was exactly the type of person BitInstant wanted for the role. I have experience both in tech startups, finance, customer service and foreign translation. I also have a sense of humor and a thick skin when it comes from getting flack from haters. And, while my gender wasn't a factor in the hiring process, I happen to have awesome tits.

4) On the Pirate situation: Obvious scam is obvious. New technology should make people's lives easier but people still need to use their brains and common sense.

5) On CoinBase: I’m not aware of their long-term business strategy, but it’s almost certainly better than pirate’s.

6) I think I know what I got involved with. It’s basically PayPal for non-statists, right?

Also, if you’re rude again, don’t expect an answer. Let's keep it classy.

[imsaguy]

Looking forward to having some interesting  (if not controversial ) discussions here on the Bitcointalk forum

GLWT

[finkleshnorts]

ZING!

[imsaguy]

tl;dr

In recap:

"556j's dick was literally the size of a peanut."

I happen to have awesome tits.

I hate Pirate.