Announcing 22, Inc: The future of bitcoin is already the past. Give us money.

[louise123]

The cotton Ginny, arguably one of the greatest innovations of the industrial revolution, was essentially a good design turned on its head. Your idea is pure serendipity sir! I commend you, however, this thread belongs in the "securities" section. Or maybe "micro-earnings"
Please choose one and move thread.

I apologize sir.   It wasn't my intention to already violate regulations this early in our company's history.  We are currently in the process of hiring a team member to research moving threads on Bitcoin Talk.  Please be patient during our initial growth phase.

- Because of these facts we predict massive returns within the first few years of operation and to eventually become one of the most valuable companies on Earth.  

I am applying for the marketing and growth strategy officer. The first thing to do is to move the headquarters to Mars, that way 22 inc WILL be the most valuable company on the planet with the second biggest economy in the solar system; not only "one of".

Oh no, they have a plan to take on the biggest companies on earth.
They will slowly but steadily crush most of them and become "one of the most valuable companies on Earth". 

LOL!
And to think that, this ingenious plan was conceived only but 10 minutes ago.
Can you imagine what could be done in the next 10 minutes or an hour? 

[Shindo1988]

The cotton Ginny, arguably one of the greatest innovations of the industrial revolution, was essentially a good design turned on its head. Your idea is pure serendipity sir! I commend you, however, this thread belongs in the "securities" section. Or maybe "micro-earnings"
Please choose one and move thread.

I apologize sir.   It wasn't my intention to already violate regulations this early in our company's history.  We are currently in the process of hiring a team member to research moving threads on Bitcoin Talk.  Please be patient during our initial growth phase.

- Because of these facts we predict massive returns within the first few years of operation and to eventually become one of the most valuable companies on Earth.  

I am applying for the marketing and growth strategy officer. The first thing to do is to move the headquarters to Mars, that way 22 inc WILL be the most valuable company on the planet with the second biggest economy in the solar system; not only "one of".

Oh no, they have a plan to take on the biggest companies on earth.
They will slowly but steadily crush most of them and become "one of the most valuable companies on Earth".  

LOL!
And to think that, this ingenious plan was conceived only but 10 minutes ago.
Can you imagine what could be done in the next 10 minutes or an hour?  

I sure can imagine.

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!



MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Next stop: MARS

[gogxmagog]

The cotton Ginny, arguably one of the greatest innovations of the industrial revolution, was essentially a good design turned on its head. Your idea is pure serendipity sir! I commend you, however, this thread belongs in the "securities" section. Or maybe "micro-earnings"
Please choose one and move thread.

I apologize sir.   It wasn't my intention to already violate regulations this early in our company's history.  We are currently in the process of hiring a team member to research moving threads on Bitcoin Talk.  Please be patient during our initial growth phase.

- Because of these facts we predict massive returns within the first few years of operation and to eventually become one of the most valuable companies on Earth.  

I am applying for the marketing and growth strategy officer. The first thing to do is to move the headquarters to Mars, that way 22 inc WILL be the most valuable company on the planet with the second biggest economy in the solar system; not only "one of".

Oh no, they have a plan to take on the biggest companies on earth.
They will slowly but steadily crush most of them and become "one of the most valuable companies on Earth". 

LOL!
And to think that, this ingenious plan was conceived only but 10 minutes ago.
Can you imagine what could be done in the next 10 minutes or an hour? 

Yeah, but in Bitcoin time that's like, a whole afternoon almost

[louise123]

The cotton Ginny, arguably one of the greatest innovations of the industrial revolution, was essentially a good design turned on its head. Your idea is pure serendipity sir! I commend you, however, this thread belongs in the "securities" section. Or maybe "micro-earnings"
Please choose one and move thread.

I apologize sir.   It wasn't my intention to already violate regulations this early in our company's history.  We are currently in the process of hiring a team member to research moving threads on Bitcoin Talk.  Please be patient during our initial growth phase.

- Because of these facts we predict massive returns within the first few years of operation and to eventually become one of the most valuable companies on Earth.  

I am applying for the marketing and growth strategy officer. The first thing to do is to move the headquarters to Mars, that way 22 inc WILL be the most valuable company on the planet with the second biggest economy in the solar system; not only "one of".

Oh no, they have a plan to take on the biggest companies on earth.
They will slowly but steadily crush most of them and become "one of the most valuable companies on Earth". 

LOL!
And to think that, this ingenious plan was conceived only but 10 minutes ago.
Can you imagine what could be done in the next 10 minutes or an hour? 

Yeah, but in Bitcoin time that's like, a whole afternoon almost

That's right, I completely forgot about that. 
I sometimes get forgetful when I see BS/scammy threads in these forums.
I am alergic to BS and scams 

[americanpegasus]

If you've been waiting on your chance to get in on the ground floor of bitcoin 2.0, here it is.  
  
22, Inc burst into existence about six minutes ago, and already is transforming the cryptocurrency scene forever.  
  
-snip-

I stopped there.
I don't know what you are talking about because I didn't read any further,
but I am guessing you want people to send you money right?

Do you really think ANYONE will send you their money for an idea you had six minutes ago?
Did you research or work on your idea to see how it's going to work?

 
  
What the fuck did you say to my company, little kid?  I'll have you know I completed over 80 credits of a Computer Science degree in 2003 and have been awarded the Air Medal six times for sustained heroism in air combat.  You might have thought you were about to poke a hole in my business plan, but all you really did was make a fool of yourself.  
  
I'll have you know that generous Redditors have already invested over 41 bits through Changetip which is an infinity% increase in capital than we had fifteen minutes ago.  
  
So you just missed out.  The first venture capital is already rolling in, and as usual, you've been left in the dust.  
  
Enjoy your betamax lifestyle, simpleton.  
  
I'll be over here making history.

[louise123]

If you've been waiting on your chance to get in on the ground floor of bitcoin 2.0, here it is.  
  
22, Inc burst into existence about six minutes ago, and already is transforming the cryptocurrency scene forever.  
  
-snip-

I stopped there.
I don't know what you are talking about because I didn't read any further,
but I am guessing you want people to send you money right?

Do you really think ANYONE will send you their money for an idea you had six minutes ago?
Did you research or work on your idea to see how it's going to work?

 
  
What the fuck did you say to my company, little kid?  I'll have you know I completed over 80 credits of a Computer Science degree in 2003 and have been awarded the Air Medal six times for sustained heroism in air combat.  You might have thought you were about to poke a hole in my business plan, but all you really did was make a fool of yourself.  
  
I'll have you know that generous Redditors have already invested over 41 bits through Changetip which is an infinity% increase in capital than we had fifteen minutes ago.  
  
So you just missed out.  The first venture capital is already rolling in, and as usual, you've been left in the dust.  
  
Enjoy your betamax lifestyle, simpleton.  
  
I'll be over here making history.

41 bits ha?
WOW, you can proceed with your plan now, you are rich!

Listen, chances are that you got that tip because you are amusing.
You truly are, you made me laugh  

Now, understand one thing, and that is that I didn't try to poke no holes, I asked you something: Did you research or work on your idea to see how it's going to work?

[R2D221]

Sarcastic post is sarcastic. Why are people getting all serious and mad at it?

[InceptionCoin]

Sarcastic post is sarcastic. Why are people getting all serious and mad at it?

Some people can't accept humor about money.

[jonald_fyookball]

Sarcastic post is sarcastic. Why are people getting all serious and mad at it?

I think he's actually serious...being humorous but still wants to create something. 

[R2D221]

Sarcastic post is sarcastic. Why are people getting all serious and mad at it?

I think he's actually serious...being humorous but still wants to create something. 

No, I don't think so. I understood this post as a parody to 21 and other projects.

[ebliever]

Is this a joke thread? You want people on this forum to give you large investment money to advance an idea that is the polar opposite of everything Bitcoin. Yeah, this must be a joke thread.

Yes, I'd say joke thread.

What we propose to do is create the next essential layer on top of bitcoin that will enable full transaction reversibility

I wonder how they intend to do that without making scamming so easy a toddler could do it. Bitcoin already has full transaction reversibility, if the recipient of funds chooses to return them. Any alternative to this involves forcibly taking funds from the recipient against their will. Think about that whenever someone whines about "full transaction reversibility."

[waxwing]

What we propose to do is create the next essential layer on top of bitcoin that will enable full transaction reversibility and full regulatory compliance.  

Umm... Can you also make my beard trimmer into a frying pan, because I've really been wanting that.

Setting aside the joke nature of the post, there is nothing illogical about that particular statement. It is easy to build a reversible layer on top of Bitcoin, because it's easy to build reversibility on top of irreversibility. It's only the opposite that's impossible.

[futureofbitcoin]

I wonder how they intend to do that without making scamming so easy a toddler could do it. Bitcoin already has full transaction reversibility, if the recipient of funds chooses to return them. Any alternative to this involves forcibly taking funds from the recipient against their will. Think about that whenever someone whines about "full transaction reversibility."

That's the secret behind the technology of 22 inc, and what makes it so valuable. If you become a big enough investor, perhaps we'd be able to reveal our white paper on full transaction reversibility enabled by a completely centralized ledger.

(Note that I've joined this company earlier as the Marketing and growth strategy officer)

[RodeoX]

This makes so much sense. What about adding a "claw back" feature. That way when you change your mind about a purchase you can pull your money back to your wallet! 

[futureofbitcoin]

This makes so much sense. What about adding a "claw back" feature. That way when you change your mind about a purchase you can pull your money back to your wallet! 

We not only have this planned in the future, but we will also roll out a revolutionary "auto-claw back" feature, that "claws back" after every purchase you make automatically. This way you don't have to waste time doing it yourself every single time.

[jonald_fyookball]

Sarcastic post is sarcastic. Why are people getting all serious and mad at it?

I think he's actually serious...being humorous but still wants to create something. 

No, I don't think so. I understood this post as a parody to 21 and other projects.

OH.  well then, you got me!  good trolling OP.  well done.

[americanpegasus]

I wonder how they intend to do that without making scamming so easy a toddler could do it. Bitcoin already has full transaction reversibility, if the recipient of funds chooses to return them. Any alternative to this involves forcibly taking funds from the recipient against their will. Think about that whenever someone whines about "full transaction reversibility."

That's the secret behind the technology of 22 inc, and what makes it so valuable. If you become a big enough investor, perhaps we'd be able to reveal our white paper on full transaction reversibility enabled by a completely centralized ledger.

(Note that I've joined this company earlier as the Marketing and growth strategy officer)

Oh yes, that's true.  He did totally call it. 
 
So say hello to our first hire, Marketing and Strategy Officer,  "futureofbitcoin"

[americanpegasus]

Sarcastic post is sarcastic. Why are people getting all serious and mad at it?

I think he's actually serious...being humorous but still wants to create something. 

No, I don't think so. I understood this post as a parody to 21 and other projects.

OH.  well then, you got me!  good trolling OP.  well done.

Why do people keep saying that? 
 
We are a professional financial corporation, 22, Inc.  That's how it should be read, and that's how it should be said.
 
Now, you can trust that when I tell you our business plan, I have arrived at that plan very carefully and it is a very good plan.  I don't expect to be questioned on this matter again. 
 

[RodeoX]

Remember, a good pitch is important!

[Moebius327]

22, Inc burst into existence about six minutes ago, and already is transforming the cryptocurrency scene forever.