Im also a pesimistic, and psychologically ready to hold during a double figure storm. Im just hoping for a year or more of a low, affordable BTC, otherwise it's impossible to collect any amount that could serve as a retirement fund.
What would you class as a juicy enough amount to have? Opinions seems to vary between 100,000 and 0.05. I'd guess that 50-100 would be more than sufficient if it ever really went places.
As for bottoms, I don't really care about anything short term any more. The stuff that's slowly coming into place points towards an interesting future.