Ask Dank

[squid]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[AndrewBUD]

Dank, could you please solve the following conundrum?

Depends on how attractive the "Mother" is and how annoying the kids are..... and how deep she can, ya know!

[JMAHH]

Dank, could you please solve the following conundrum?

So she makes him pay for... not accepting payment? Either this woman is infinitely retarded - or very evil.

[JohnBigheart]

Brilliant Dank. Here's one. Though please answer in public so the whole community has the benefit of Dank wisdom.

With the recent explosion of popularity of books such as the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, how can a modern feminist reconcile the surge in interest in Female sexual submission with the impulse to reject patriarchy in all it's forms? Can a woman who is turned on by the idea of submitting to man in the bedroom still call herself a feminist? Can a person who identifies as a feminist rightfully condemn a woman who chooses to submit for letting down the sisterhood? If a feminist condemns a woman's choice as anti-feminist, is that itself an anti-feminist act since such condemnation attempts to deny woman the free choice feminists fight for?

Discuss....

Feminists are not a homogenous group. They have several fractions with opposing views (except hating the males of course):
1] The "rape culture" type will tell you that erotic submission is romanticized rape and thus the building block of patriarchism and rape culture. They will strictly condemn this type of activity and argue that this is promoting cultural acceptance of female objectification and male oppression.  They will readily educate (aka bash) poorly educated feminists who enjoy this kind of activity.
2] The "sex positive" types believe that it's their f$%n body so they can do whatever they want. If someone enjoys submission so be it and no-one should be shamed for how they express their sexuality.

Now we also see why the "sex positive" types are so much more fun to hang around with.

[dank]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[malevolent]

Where is Pirate's treasure chest?

[dank]

Where is Pirate's treasure chest?

Probably on a flash drive.

[malevolent]

Where is Pirate's treasure chest?

Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls

[dank]

Where is Pirate's treasure chest?

Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls

I can't, it's in motion at the moment.

[ErnestoJuarell]

Where is Pirate's treasure chest?

Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls

I can't, it's in motion at the moment.

Did he bury it on the island from "Lost"?

[AndrewBUD]

Is Rarity a real person? or a whacked out conservative made bot of some sort?

[Tittiez]

Have any dank for sale?

[dank]

Where is Pirate's treasure chest?

Probably on a flash drive.

Coordinates pls

I can't, it's in motion at the moment.

Did he bury it on the island from "Lost"?

No.

Is Rarity a real person? or a whacked out conservative made bot of some sort?

Both.

Have any dank for sale?

No.

[evolve]

What would you least like to be asked?

[ErnestoJuarell]

What would you least like to be asked?

About his ponzi

[teflone]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dank.

When I cough, if I spit up dark brown sticky phlegm is this bad?

Only if you don't want to spit up brown phlegm.

Why should I use room temp vs cold water in my bong?

Cold, with ice in the icecatch, better cooling = bigger hit.

Who will win my bet?

Also, wanna bet?

Neither, winning is subjective.

What will Matt use to wipe his tears?

More tears.

If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?

There is no audience, we are all actors.

Dank,

Could you please explain how during the Cold War, the Soviets had planned to use a new Weapon's Technology infrastructure based on Tesla Scalar Wave Theory to not only allow them to eclipse the destructive force of the Atomic Bomb at the time, but also to intercept thoughts and influence the minds of their enemies, from a distance ?

Can't really explain that, I wasn't alive at the time.

Incorrect..


Colder the healthier...

Colder it is, the more it is willing to percipitate into the water..   (condense)

[AndrewBUD]

Will Matthew pay out in full on his lost pirate bet?

Magic 8ball says: Outlook not so good

[dank]

What would you least like to be asked?

What you just asked me.

Will Matthew pay out in full on his lost pirate bet?

I don't know much about it, so uneducated decision of no.

[Tittiez]

Who is your favorite poster on bitcointalk (besides yourself obviously)?

[dank]

Why, Rarity, of course.