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September 03, 2012, 05:16:48 AM
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 im unsure of what religion is best and i do not want to waste years of my life reading about all of the different ones.... so

      SAVE MY SOUL
             i will be auctioning off my religious views.... whichever religion posts the highest bid wins.   i will then convert to that religion and pray to that god.   i will not participate in any unlawful activities or animal/human sacrifices.  soooooo let the bidding begin!


                    auction ends Sept 7th at 11:11p.m. eastern standard time
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September 03, 2012, 05:17:49 AM
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all i can say is... wtf

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September 03, 2012, 05:26:42 AM
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I bid 0.0000001 btc

Your new religion is skoptsy.  Now, castrate yourself as your religion demands.
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September 03, 2012, 05:28:45 AM
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im a woman
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September 03, 2012, 05:30:54 AM
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Then your in luck, women in skoptsy gave themselves mastectomies!
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September 03, 2012, 05:31:49 AM
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i hope you get outbid
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September 03, 2012, 05:34:27 AM
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best hope you dont get some fruit cake that comes up with his own religion, like a pedo priest requiring all those in training to give daily blowjobs to the elders.

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September 03, 2012, 07:57:24 AM
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theres gotta be a jehovahs witness or bible thumping christian around.... jesus would want you to save my soul people
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September 03, 2012, 08:43:14 AM
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I haven't seen anyone claiming to be christian yet around here (not that I missed them). There is an Islamic Bank of Bitcoins though, so you have maybe more chances to end up prostrating to Allah five times a day  Wink But I guess they are too serious people for this thread.
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September 03, 2012, 12:44:58 PM
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Bid 0.000002
Your new religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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September 03, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
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This thread +1
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September 03, 2012, 02:54:39 PM
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0.000003 BTC bids that you are now a Heaven's Gate member.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_%28religious_group%29
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September 03, 2012, 03:21:32 PM
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i have to up the anty  im new and forgot the coins go to the eigth decimal.... minimum bid for my soul is ten cents....a man has got to have standards....
   so now low ball.....  minimum bid .01
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September 03, 2012, 05:39:27 PM
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i have to up the anty  im new and forgot the coins go to the eigth decimal.... minimum bid for my soul is ten cents....a man has got to have standards....
   so now low ball.....  minimum bid .01

im a woman

So... a MAN has to have standards, but you're a woman.  So, therefore, I bid 0.000004 to convince you to convert to Atheism.

1MANaTeEZoH4YkgMYz61E5y4s9BYhAuUjG
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September 03, 2012, 10:09:30 PM
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0.000005 BTC! You will be a Heaven's Gate member, and that is it! Anyone that bids against me will also have to convert, so bid wisely!
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September 03, 2012, 10:13:03 PM
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I bid 0.00001

You are now a LaVeyan Satanist. http://Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/laveyan_satanism
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September 03, 2012, 10:17:54 PM
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0.01 BTC to forego religion entirely and devote yourself to logic, reason and doing good for all of mankind and the earth that we share.

Bitcoin combines money, the wrongest thing in the world, with software, the easiest thing in the world to get wrong.
Visit www.thevenusproject.com and www.theZeitgeistMovement.com.
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September 04, 2012, 01:22:31 AM
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0.01000001 BTC!

And you can pick any suicidy cult you like!
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September 04, 2012, 01:24:09 AM
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September 04, 2012, 02:50:56 AM
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I bid 0.1 btc.

Should this one true bid prevail, your religion shall be the one true religion, Emacs. St. IGNUcius shall be your prophet[1]. You shall get your scriptures from faith.el and religiously read them once a day. Your homepage shall be http://www.dina.kvl.dk/~abraham/religion/


[1] http://stallman.org/saintignucius.jpg

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