Looking for a large loan.

[pirate1]

     Hi, I am trying to create a job for myself.  I am looking for a loan to purchase hardware to increase my Bitcoin production to where I can make a living off of it.   I am looking for a large loan but I will not pay 10% a week.  I will guarantee a 50% return in one year for loans for a minimum of 100 Bitcoins.  I am trying to borrow 3,500 Bitcoins so I can purchase a Butterfly Labs Mini Rig ‘SC”.  One of those would get me to where I could make a living for my wife and I.  First off, I want to point out that my name pirate1 refers to the fact that I wear an eyepatch.  I have no relation to the pirate who apparently has been doing a ripoff.  In fact that makes me wish I had chosen another name.  It also has nothing to do with pirating software or music or anything like that.  It only has to do with the fact I wear an eyepatch.  With the eyepatch pirate and patch have been nicknames for a while.  I have an Indiegogo campaign up that explains my whole situation and what I am trying to do.  That can be found at http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/210944?a=563041.  I also have a couple of other web sites that explain who I am and what I am trying to do.  I  have set up a site called CyberMiningCompany.com to be my mining business.  Take a look at it.  I am currently mining with two XFX 6870 video cards and two Butterfly Labs Bitforce Singles.  I am getting around 2100-2200 mh/s and making about a Bitcoin a day.  That’s not enough to make a living but it’s enough that I know how the process works.  I have been checking out Bitcoins for about a year and joined this site back in January of this year.  I also have a site called HuntWebDesign.net.  If you go there you can find my resume posted on the ‘about the designer’ page.
     I do not want loans with monthly or weekly payments as I really don’t have much of an income at this point and it will take a little bit to get the Mini Rig or whatever hardware I end up getting, up and running.  Until that happens I don’t want to obligate myself for payments that would be a problem.  If things work out like I think they will I will repay the loan ahead of schedule.  Also if I do as well as I am hoping to do I will be adding a bonus on top of the 50% but I do not want to guarantee more than 50% as for anything but Bitcoins that is already a ridiculously high interest rate.  I just want to create a job for myself where I can get my wife and I back on our feet.  It has been a rough few years since construction fell through the floor here in Florida and I went back to school to get my computer degree.  It’s time to get back on my feet but I need some help.  If you take a chance with me I promise to pay back the loan and the 50% within a year or less.  Or, you might like the perks on my My Indiegogo Campaign.  The top perks are custom built computers in about a year.  Anyway, check it out.
     I can be contacted through rhunt@cyberminingcompany.com or hrobert511@aol.com.  I will try to keep up with any comments on this post also.  If you have any questions let me know.
 

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[foggyb]

Cool story.

[tenakha]

Good luck!!!

[BIGMERVE]

Making bitcoin mining your family's primary income source is a terrible idea.

[jojo69]

face

meet palm

[pirate1]

Bigmerve, it seems like a better idea to me than no source at all.
Anonx, all  the stuff going on with pirate@40 really does make me wish I had used another name when I joined but with the eyepatch, pirate and patch have been nicknames for years.  At this point I guess I am just stuck with it.  You can e-mail me at either one of the e-mails I gave about the Bitcoins.
tenakha, thank you.
foggyb, glad you liked my history

[greyhawk]

This is car.




Car can drive fast. Wheee!




Like boat can drive fast.




No! Bad doggy. Car is better.





Oh NO! Car watch out! Wall is coming!





Poor car. 

[pirate1]

I don't think that would have been my title for the first picture.

[556j]

Why would anyone do this rather than buy mining equipment themselves? Protip: they won't. Find a job at a pirate themed dive bar.

[unclescrooge]

Your choice of username inspires confidence

Sent 500BTC, GL!

Who are you, really?

[Chang Hum]

Your choice of username inspires confidence

Sent 500BTC, GL!

Who are you, really?

What?

You heard him, who are you? post a scan of passport showing all four corners and a copy of a recent utility bill or don't bother replying at all.

Edit: this is going way off topic, starting a new thread "who is the elusive AnonX?"

[DOH!]

Your choice of username inspires confidence

Sent 500BTC, GL!

Who are you, really?

What?

I could use a small loan, if you're in the lending mood.

[JoelKatz]

[pirate1]

Guys, I don't know who anon is.  He just replied to my post and wished me luck.  I haven't actually received 500 BTC from him.  The thread is about my trying to borrow enough that I can buy the machinery to mine enough Bitcoins to support myself.

[Chang Hum]

Guys, I don't know who anon is.  He just replied to my post and wished me luck.  I haven't actually received 500 BTC from him.  The thread is about my trying to borrow enough that I can buy the machinery to mine enough Bitcoins to support myself.

Get a job you bum!

[hottweelz]

Can you confirm how many miles you are from Saint Marys, GA?  (I already know the answer).

[cedivad]

You must be either joking or stupid.

[Fiyasko]

You must be either joking or stupid.

Perhaps if you were smart enough to know what Paragraphs are, Then maybe we could've read your OP, Rather than
TL;DR No Loan

[cedivad]

You must be either joking or stupid.

Perhaps if you were smart enough to know what Paragraphs are, Then maybe we could've read your OP, Rather than
TL;DR No Loan

Sadly I know what paragraphs are, still your post has no sense other than offense for me.

[pirate1]

Chang Hum-I am trying to get a job.  The last one I had was just part time and they ran out of work the first of July.
I went back to college and spent the last couple of years getting a computer degree to try to get a job.  In this area even that is not helping.  I'll have my Master's Degree in a couple of months but that doesn't put food on the table and pay our bills.
This post is just one thing I am trying to get back on my feet.  It is not the only thing.

Hottweelz-I am about 150 miles from St. Marys, GA.  Why are you asking that?

cedivad-I am not joking or stupid.  Maybe desperate is the more appropriate word.  Then again maybe is was stupid to ask for help on this site.  No need to be offensive, I didn't mean to insult you with my request.  My apologies.

JackRabiit-If it is my grammar and punctuation you are referring to, I am sorry it didn't meet your standards.