Please help me travel back to 2009

[2009]

I want to be a Bitcoin early adopter.

Let's discuss strategies to travel back in time to the year 2009.

I know there is the Tipler cylinder which is a cylinder of infinite length which when rotated, will allow whoever uses it to travel back in time but only until the point where the cylinder was made.

Unfortunately, there were no Tipler cylinders in 2009.

So let's brainstorm. I want need to be a Bitcoin early adopter so bad.

Faster than light travel could work, but only if it is possible in the first place. Perhaps there could be a way to travel to parallel universes via wormholes.

Let's post some useful resources where we can learn this stuff.

Here are the Motion Mountain physics textbooks. They are licensed under Creative Commons and might be useful:

http://motionmountain.net/

Also, Maxwell's A Dynamical Theory of the Electromagnetic Field:

http://users.df.uba.ar/mininni/teo1_2do2010/459.full.pdf

On The Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies by Albert Einstein:

http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einstein/specrel/specrel.pdf

I will be bumping this thread every now and then until I find a way to travel back in time and my mission of mining thousands of BTC becomes a reality. I will also need to procure capital in order to build my time machine.

Let's discuss!

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[rememberme]

there is a possibility, highly unlikely... :/

[Fernandez]

Instead of wasting time, get in now. 10 years from now we will be seen as early adopter, having bought Bitcoins at $120 (it is coming). So you can either take advantage now, or be unhappy years later when the current prices seem unbelievably low.

[numismatist]

Instead of wasting time, get in now. 10 years from now we will be seen as early adopter, having bought Bitcoins at $120 (it is coming). So you can either take advantage now, or be unhappy years later when the current prices seem unbelievably low.

Ergs! Taht's half of today's value. Would not like to see. How about doing a run up to 400 bucks first? Somehow like a late 2014 bubble that was missing out last year.

[|Bitcoin|]

Buy BTC today and hodl. "Congratulations, you are bitcoi  early adopter" said a 23 years old man in 2099 years.

[juanthree]

sorry no one can help you travel back in time, maybe in the future someone can

[Mehek]

thats pritty easy just try to heat the electrons and through it at 43682.77 trillion core light years per sec so it will create a hyper dimention portal which will help you to travel back 1hour

[Lethn]

Instead of wasting time, get in now. 10 years from now we will be seen as early adopter, having bought Bitcoins at $120 (it is coming). So you can either take advantage now, or be unhappy years later when the current prices seem unbelievably low.

Ergs! Taht's half of today's value. Would not like to see. How about doing a run up to 400 bucks first? Somehow like a late 2014 bubble that was missing out last year.

We'll have a stock market crash before then and the value will skyrocket, I think he's undestandably pessimistic because of the MT.GOX crash, but things are improving a lot now compared to back then.

[volatilebtc]

I think you need to use worm hole or something like that . If you get one, inform me . I would be waiting for that.

[2009]

There is a theory that our universe is a simulation, or that the relationship between physics and computer science is closer than most people think. Perhaps it might be possible to "hack" into the fabric of our universe.

I will go back to 2009 and mine with Satoshi.

[liquidiser]

If you could become an early adopter you would have to keep your bitcoins for years until they become worth millions. You better make sure nobody knows you have them, otherwise you wil be known as the guy with half a million dollars worth of bitcoins in his house who is waiting until they become worth ten million dollars. Would you feel safe?

[2009]

If you could become an early adopter you would have to keep your bitcoins for years until they become worth millions. You better make sure nobody knows you have them, otherwise you wil be known as the guy with half a million dollars worth of bitcoins in his house who is waiting until they become worth ten million dollars. Would you feel safe?

If I am a time traveler/time tourist, I would try to not seem different from other people. So people would think I'm an ordinary person who just has a lot of computers rather than a rich person.

[rigel]

Forget about bitcoin and search for something else that might be valuable in future.

This is what bitcoin early adopters did 6 years ago.

[naypalm]

Superman did it, SO CAN YOU!

[Buffer Overflow]

OP travels back in time.
Now a millionaire.
Dies in boating accident in excruciating pain.

You should never live your life as a "what if I'd", because it's impossible to know what really would of happened.

[bojan92]

Face the facts. You can not travel back in time. But if you are smart you can use the conditions that are now on stage and make some moves so you can make money . Forget about the past, face the future

[notbatman]

I wonder if it's possible to send your current state of mind with all your memories and experiences back to your brain in 2009. I suppose you'd lose consciousness and awake to find yourself many BTC richer.

[yummyransom]

I can't help you to travel back in time but I can help you to look forward in the future.

[Gleb Gamow]

Buy BTC today and hodl. "Congratulations, you are bitcoi  early adopter" said a 23 years old man in 2099 years.

Was that your husband I saw you with at the 2100 New Year's Eve party in Taured?