Bin Laden's porn stash will not be released

[newflesh]

The stash of pornography reportedly found in the hideout of Osama Bin Laden by US commandos will not be declassified released "due to the nature of their contents", an official has said.

Among the thousands of documents was what Reuters described in 2011 as a "fairly extensive porn stash".

Brian Hale, a spokesman for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), told The Telegraph that the pornography would remain classified even as details of Bin Laden’s other personal files were released.

Also:

The digital volume are said to have included works by Noam Chomsky and conspiracy texts about 9/11.

Really hope he wasn't fapping over Chomsky

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bin-laden-documents-us-officials-will-not-release-alqaeda-leaders-pornography-stash-10266992.html

[Chef Ramsay]

I wonder if ISIS has found out about this yet? Aren't these types supposed to look poorly on porn and all the related fetishes that lie beneath the surface? I can only imagine what kind of freaky shit he was into.

[bryant.coleman]

No surprise there. Extreme prohibition only encourages illegal usage. An example is Pakistan. The government there has blocked almost all the porn sites, but still people find innovative ways to search for it. See this:

http://tribune.com.pk/story/823696/pakistan-tops-list-of-most-porn-searching-countries-google/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342217/Pakistan-internet-users-Google-searches-gay-sex-despite-worlds-homophobic-countries.html

Another example is South Korea. The "porn ban" there has turned millions to hardcore porn addicts.

[BlitzandBitz]

I wonder if ISIS has found out about this yet? Aren't these types supposed to look poorly on porn and all the related fetishes that lie beneath the surface? I can only imagine what kind of freaky shit he was into.

ISIS is nothing but a group of goat screwers so they have their fetishes too.

[Will.i.am Shakespeare]

Is this really unsurprising? Locked up in a house 24/7 I'd be surprised if he didn't have any. Would really love to know the titles though haha. They should just leak it. Can't see why they care about keeping it hidden as you think it'd be a great annoyance to jihadis.

[solstoce]

Thanks for the update

[countryfree]

Well, nobody shall miss that. There are tons of porn available online already. I don't even need to know if he was watching it alone or with one of his wives.

[jaysabi]

Is this really unsurprising? Locked up in a house 24/7 I'd be surprised if he didn't have any. Would really love to know the titles though haha. They should just leak it. Can't see why they care about keeping it hidden as you think it'd be a great annoyance to jihadis.

He was just reading for the articles.  

[Beefcake]

Yeah, you would think they would release the details if not the actual porn just to make him look bad.

[aso118]

Yeah, you would think they would release the details if not the actual porn just to make him look bad.

By stating that he had a huge stash of porn, they already are making him look bad. 

[Beefcake]

Yeah, you would think they would release the details if not the actual porn just to make him look bad.

By stating that he had a huge stash of porn, they already are making him look bad. 

Well yeah, but everyone is into some weird fetish or other.  Maybe he had a fetish that would really annoy people, like he was into white women (or men!).  I guess it doesn't matter as much as just releasing that he had a stash.  But there has to be something specific in that stash that would annoy his supporters.

[Pentax]

Some titles found in Bin Laden's dungeon of love:

Bangin' the Burka
Backdoor Jihadists
All In for Allah
Inside the Infidels
Pokin' on the Prayer Rug
Doin it for the Drones
70 Virgins (1, 2 and 3)

[Rmcdermott927]

The stash of pornography reportedly found in the hideout of Osama Bin Laden by US commandos will not be declassified released "due to the nature of their contents", an official has said.

Among the thousands of documents was what Reuters described in 2011 as a "fairly extensive porn stash".

Brian Hale, a spokesman for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), told The Telegraph that the pornography would remain classified even as details of Bin Laden’s other personal files were released.

Also:

The digital volume are said to have included works by Noam Chomsky and conspiracy texts about 9/11.

Really hope he wasn't fapping over Chomsky

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bin-laden-documents-us-officials-will-not-release-alqaeda-leaders-pornography-stash-10266992.html

Seriously?   I hope he had western porn because every arab porn I have seen, you can barely see the va-jay-jay through all the hair.

[Okurkabinladin]

I wonder if ISIS has found out about this yet? Aren't these types supposed to look poorly on porn and all the related fetishes that lie beneath the surface? I can only imagine what kind of freaky shit he was into.

I actually had a debate on this with my friend, biologist heading local, national, anti-islamization campaign. He said Bin Ladin, also considering women he kept close, was rather surely "sub", looking for strong female characters, given his own status as Über-male and protector of the "pure" (his own men wouldnt respect him otherwise).

Also google "femdom", youll understand.

[HarryPotHead]

The stash of pornography reportedly found in the hideout of Osama Bin Laden by US commandos will not be declassified released "due to the nature of their contents", an official has said.

Among the thousands of documents was what Reuters described in 2011 as a "fairly extensive porn stash".

Brian Hale, a spokesman for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), told The Telegraph that the pornography would remain classified even as details of Bin Laden’s other personal files were released.

Also:

The digital volume are said to have included works by Noam Chomsky and conspiracy texts about 9/11.

Really hope he wasn't fapping over Chomsky

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bin-laden-documents-us-officials-will-not-release-alqaeda-leaders-pornography-stash-10266992.html

Seriously?   I hope he had western porn because every arab porn I have seen, you can barely see the va-jay-jay through all the hair.

This is true I would be very scared to insert my dong in the razor wire ding. I don't think that is just arabs though pretty sure that is 75% of the world 

[Elwar]

Some pictures were released:

[Pentax]

Some pictures were released:

Ooooh they had a hot tub at the compound.

The Emir was stylin'. 

And a very nice photo of his three wives.....

[RodeoX]

You guys are always keen to look out for propaganda and disinformation from spy agencies. Well I wonder about this. I have no information or evidence, but this is the kind of story the CIA likes to get into the media. I think it's quite possible some analyst thought this would hurt OBL's legacy. It certainly could also be true, but there is no one to ask except the people who claim it to be true.

 

[Pentax]

You guys are always keen to look out for propaganda and disinformation from spy agencies. Well I wonder about this. I have no information or evidence, but this is the kind of story the CIA likes to get into the media. I think it's quite possible some analyst thought this would hurt OBL's legacy. It certainly could also be true, but there is no one to ask except the people who claim it to be true.

 

Could very well be.

Undermine him in terms of the religion he purported to be following and which the legions of cuckoo-birds claim to follow.

This would be a small lie for those people, that's for sure....

[Lorenzo]

He may have once been the world's most wanted man, but that didn't stop Osama bin Laden from enjoying a bit of porn...

Link: http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/21/osama-bin-laden-had-massive-porn-stash-in-pakistan-lair-5209160/

Isn't it possible that he kept a porn stash for reasons other than personal enjoyment though? Most sites that have covered this aspect of bin Laden's life don't go into any further detail about why someone like him would have a porn stash in the first place. He considered himself to be an enemy of the Western world, its policies, and its values. Pornography is both a product of Western culture (whether we like it or not) as well as an example of un-Islamic values. For someone like bin Laden who wanted to establish Sharia law across the entire Arab world (which prescribes female modesty, enforces separation of the sexes, and considers fornication and adultery as crimes against Allah), it would be really out of character.

For instance, it would be understandable for someone who despises Judaism and Jews to own copies of the Torah and Jewish scriptures in order to understand what exactly it is that they oppose. A Creationist might own a copy of The Origin of Species for the same reasons. From reading the article below, I'm fairly certain that Richard Dawkins has a few bibles and other religious books laying around his house as well:

Prof Dawkins, writing in the Observer, said: "It is not a moral book and young people need to learn that important fact because they are very frequently told the opposite".

He said pupils should learn about its role in the nation's history, language, literacy and culture.

Prof Dawkins, an evolutionary biologist at Oxford, said: "A native speaker of English who has never read a word of the King James Bible is verging on the barbarian."

He added: "I have even heard the cynically misanthropic opinion that, without the Bible as a moral compass, people would have no restraint against murder, theft and mayhem.

"The surest way to disabuse yourself of this pernicious falsehood is to read the Bible itself."

Link: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-18224114