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Mr. Burns (OP)
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May 29, 2015, 12:29:24 PM |
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that means no green tea, no black tea, no coffee, no hot chocolate. thats right. no CHOCOLATE in general!!
these products were mistakenly approved by mankind for consumption. but they are actually bad for u.
u hail the devil each time you use them. (and tobacco)
don't wanna smoke cigarettes any more. cause if u do your hailing the DEVIL \m/!!
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BTCballa
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May 29, 2015, 01:48:40 PM |
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Well the devil comes knocking at my door almost 24/7. mehhh i guess i like teh devil?!
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May 29, 2015, 01:51:54 PM |
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He won't come here. The devil is terrified of me.
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May 29, 2015, 02:06:46 PM |
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I got a nice hot steaming cup of Satan in my belly right now  And since you mention it a cigarette sounds delicious at the moment. Maybe I will go buy a pack when I get gas later. |
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May 29, 2015, 02:09:57 PM |
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To hell with the devil. Wait, no...
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own blockchain. With blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the blockchain.
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May 29, 2015, 02:10:25 PM |
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So 1 devil is on my right side and other Is on my left hand:)
All hail SATAN:)
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May 29, 2015, 03:10:11 PM |
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If you dig for it in the Bible [it's in Ezekiel 28], you will find that Satan was int the garden of Eden in the beginning. But of course, everyone knows that... the serpent in the Garden? When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, they changed the chemistry of both, their bodies and their spirits. The attributes of Satan dwell within each one of us - because we are descended from Adam and Eve - right along side the attributes of Godliness that God placed in us before the fall into sin. When you crush the head of a snake, or maybe chop it off, the body still wiggles, sometimes for quite a while after. Jesus' work on the cross essentially crushed the head of Satan. Genesis 3:15 says this right in the beginning of the Bible, as it happened shortly after the world was created. But, Satan's body still wiggles somewhat, right inside of each and every one of us. Do everything in prayer to God. The food you eat, the nicotine you take in, the pot you smoke, the water you drink, the alcohol you down... the whole life you live... do it with prayer, so that the Satan that remains in you - that you are a part of - is controlled, sanctified by God. Do it all in moderation. Control it. Don't let it control you. Neither those who don't partake of caffeine or nicotine live this life any better than those who do. Anyone who does not live in moderation with just about everything, usually has a harder life. Life is not about eating and drinking, or even smoking. Life is about faith in the salvation that Jesus did on the cross and offers to each and every one of us. |
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May 29, 2015, 04:08:14 PM |
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Full disclosure: I ONLY read the title of this thread.
I stumbled upon this thread while literally having a cigarette in hard and a cup of coffee at the ready (taking a sip now) while sitting on my porcelain god, soon to send a message to the underworld via the flush thingy.
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May 29, 2015, 04:13:43 PM |
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Full disclosure: I've read the entire thread. |
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Mr. Burns (OP)
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May 29, 2015, 04:33:40 PM |
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i know potatoes and tomatoes have small amounts of nicotine in them (solanescnen plants) in same family as tobacco. but it's probably not as harmful. just to be safe. no french fries for 2 months
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May 29, 2015, 05:52:41 PM |
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Where did you come up with this nonsense? This forum allows too much freedom. Nonsense should either be moved to the trash or punishable. On the other hand, if this was the case..  |
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May 29, 2015, 06:03:49 PM |
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Well, I quit smoking cigs and gave-up coffee for the most part - good thing is I can still praise Satan...going to vape some high-nicotine content ejuice and drink a big glass of iced tea full of caffeine! Hailz!
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Mr. Burns (OP)
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May 29, 2015, 06:50:47 PM |
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hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
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May 29, 2015, 09:03:09 PM |
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hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds?  |
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May 29, 2015, 10:16:06 PM |
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Oh no.. goodbye Coffee  |
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Mr. Burns (OP)
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May 30, 2015, 12:20:44 AM |
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hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds? no just drinking it like normal. but eat as in like hail satan. like how i "eat" my meds. because it's so goth and kewl. |
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May 30, 2015, 02:15:15 AM |
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hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds? no just drinking it like normal. but eat as in like hail satan. like how i "eat" my meds. because it's so goth and kewl. So, why isn't ayahuasca on your little list? Sure, it is South American, but it is starting to go many other places. And it is way more Satan oriented than simple coffee (caffeine) or nicotine. http://www.ayahuasca.com/ |
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Gleb Gamow
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May 30, 2015, 02:21:47 AM |
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hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds? I eschew the chewing of coffee grounds. |
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May 30, 2015, 02:35:29 AM |
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hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds? I eschew the chewing of coffee grounds. Lol. I never tried it. Coffee isn't that tasty just regular.  |
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