Cryptocurrency and bitcointalk threads summed up in one thread.

[dain-k]

person1: bitcoin is going to up.
person2: bitcoin is going to go down.
person3: altcoins are going to up.
person4: will bitcoin go up or down today?
person5: bitcoin will go up.
person6: bitcoin has no future, it will go down.
person7: up and down derp.
person8: bitcoin is going up.
person9: bitcoin will go down.
person10: the price of bitcoin is going down tomorrow.
person11: tomorrow bitcoin will go up.
loopx13
person 155: bitcoin sucks.
person 156: wtb weed with bitcoin.
person 157: today bitcoin seems to be going up.
person 158: bitcoin will surely go down.
end.

[achow101]

You forgot:
person 159: block size increase, panic!
person 130: stfu block size increase
loop x10

[AgentofCoin]

You two both forgot, and most importantly!

...Continued...

person 62: who is satoshi?
person 63: I know who satoshi is!
person 64: No, I know who satoshi is!
Person 65: Satoshi is dead.
person 66: Satoshi is lurking the forum.
person 67: I heard satoshi is gonna dump all his coins on us!
person 68: Satoshi is the NSA.
person 69: When will satoshi return to us?
person 70: Satoshi is an alien illumanti clone with cyborg implants from the future.
person 71: Tomorrow bitcoin will go up.

Continue...

[ABitNut]

person1: bitcoin is going to up.
person2: bitcoin is going to go down.
person3: altcoins are going to up.
person4: will bitcoin go up or down today?
person5: bitcoin will go up.
person6: bitcoin has no future, it will go down.
person7: up and down derp.
person8: bitcoin is going up.
person9: bitcoin will go down.
person10: the price of bitcoin is going down tomorrow.
person11: tomorrow bitcoin will go up.
loopx13
person 155: bitcoin sucks.
person 156: wtb weed with bitcoin.
person 157: today bitcoin seems to be going up.
person 158: bitcoin will surely go down.
end.

I'm actually impressed that you got your person #s right.

Are you sure you're on the right forum?

And you forgot to add meta...

person 159: Why did one of my accounts get banned?
person 160: Remove person 161 from default trust!
person 161: I hate you, you scambag!
person 162: Person 159 is a spammer!

...

[MicroGuy]

To the moon baby! 

[Amph]

very funny thread 

there is much more than that

person 99: gavincoin
person 100: what is a fork
person 101: two client are coming
person 102: stop spreading fud
person 103: pls stop fud
person 105: cloud is a scam
person 106: this is off topic, reported
person 107: bitcoin is a ponzi
person 108: bitcoin is not decentralized
person 109: bitcoin is centralized
person 110: bitcoin is decentralized
person 111: gavin is the new bitcoin ceo
person 112: bitcoin is death
person 113: bitcoin is accepted by x,y,z
person 114: good news
person 115: falling is right again
person 116: bitcoin is a scam

....

[kelsey]

and what almost the entire pro bitcoin/anti-fiat crowd want;

more fiat


 

[anderson00673]

and what almost the entire pro bitcoin/anti-fiat crowd want;

more fiat


 

Lol this is the best one yet!

[ragi]

Lol this is the best one yet!

Because it's true!

[monsanto]

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[fdylstyx]

They're going to shut down the internet 

[Herbert2020]

They're going to shut down the internet  

why are we going to see satoshie's butt like what kim kardashian did and broke the internet

[Lauda]

It's a bit funny because it is partially true. If you look at the big picture here it somewhat is mostly about that. However if you dig through the nonsense one can find very interesting and informative threads. I have learned a lot during my stay here.
You've also made a mistake while posting it. This is the wrong section.

-snip-
person 116: bitcoin is a scam
....

person 117: Satoshi has alert keys, Bitcoin flawed
person 118: Bitcoin will die
person 119: Price will go down
person 120: Gavin is a CIA agent
person 121: Gavin is corrupted
person 122: Gavin spreading FUD so that he can buy in cheaper
person 123: Remove Vod from DefaultTrust
person 124: Why was QS added to DefaultTrust again
person 125: Dogie abusing trust
person 126: Where is the new forum
person 127: Why didn't we just use a open source forum, why waste money
person 128: Bitcoin dying
person 129: It is not, you're wrong retard
person 130: Bitcoin is a scam
... continue at will


Every day situations at Bitcointalk. Someone could make a show out of this. 

[turvarya]

You forgot all the people who will tell you, that Bitcoin will destroy governments, cure all diseases, bring world peace and make Emma Watson sleep with you.

[LiteCoinGuy]

very funny thread  

there is much more than that

person 99: gavincoin
person 100: what is a fork
person 101: two client are coming
person 102: stop spreading fud
person 103: pls stop fud
person 105: cloud is a scam
person 106: this is off topic, reported
person 107: bitcoin is a ponzi
person 108: bitcoin is not decentralized
person 109: bitcoin is centralized
person 110: bitcoin is decentralized
person 111: gavin is the new bitcoin ceo
person 112: bitcoin is death
person 113: bitcoin is accepted by x,y,z
person 114: good news
person 115: falling is right again
person 116: bitcoin is a scam

....

lol....i guess the topic-starter didnt expected these posts... 

[okae]

You forgot all the people who will tell you, that Bitcoin will destroy governments, cure all diseases, bring world peace and make Emma Watson sleep with you.

hahaha man this one made me laught

btw the worst part is about Emma watson

[Kakmakr]

This is my view :
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person 141: WTF is Bitcoin?
person 142: How do I make money?
person 143: Join a signature campaign
person 144: Spam Spam Spam
person 145: The signature campaign pay shit, where can I get more?
person 146: Use the faucets
person 147: WTF is faucets?
person 148: Faucets pay shit, SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
person 149: STFU noob - 4 week Ban
person 150: Why was I banned?
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Gross exaggeration, but it's still horribly funny. I learned the hard way, and now I respect the forum and it's goals.  
*Now averaging 2.8 posts/day and researching my posts before I post to contribute positively.

[Pursuer]

90 percent of these kind of trollish posts are related to speculation thread.
and it is mostly brand new accounts that post this kind of stuff too. just spreading FUD and trolling around

[fryarminer]

Lol! I really wanna add something but nope, you've covered it! Every wave of newbies coming in simply repeat the cycle ad nausea!

[Gleb Gamow]

person1: bitcoin is going to up.
person2: bitcoin is going to go down.
person3: altcoins are going to up.
person4: will bitcoin go up or down today?
person5: bitcoin will go up.
person6: bitcoin has no future, it will go down.
person7: up and down derp.
person8: bitcoin is going up.
person9: bitcoin will go down.
person10: the price of bitcoin is going down tomorrow.
person11: tomorrow bitcoin will go up.
loopx13
person 155: bitcoin sucks.
person 156: wtb weed with bitcoin.
person 157: today bitcoin seems to be going up.
person 158: bitcoin will surely go down.
end.

I'm actually impressed that you got your person #s right.

Are you sure you're on the right forum?

And you forgot to add meta...

person 159: Why did one of my accounts get banned?
person 160: Remove person 161 from default trust!
person 161: I hate you, you scambag!
person 162: Person 159 is a spammer!

...

person 163: Here's proof that persons 159, 160, 161 and 162 are the same person.