I will sell you BTC in japan. Here are my requirements:
You must purchase at least 200 BTC at +10% over bitstamp rate at the time of trade. Cash payment via international wire transfer matching your bank account / name / passport. I will draft a contract of sale and we will both agree to the terms.
I can meet you whereever and can even provide you a limo to the meeting destination. We will have a wonderful dinner together and once the $ hits my account I will send the BTC to you in front of you. If you want to use an escrow we can also do this.
Let me know!!!
LOL. Ian, I am pretty sure that you do not make enough money to be able to have the ability to trade 200
BTC at one time working for enterprise rent-a-car.
Also if you ignore the fact that it is pretty clear the OP is not wanting to buy that much BTC, and the fact that the OP likely is not interested in paying that high a premium, then the OP would simply buy on an exchange which would be much safer then trading with you