SATOSHI = SKYNET

[camereye]

omg OMG, first at all i must say, TY for this thread, because you made me laught

as everybody can see, there have been lot of theories of who Satoshi possibly is, but nothing leading to a robot.

so now i have another theory, could be possible that the batery of satoshi crash and thats the reason he leave us?

Totally Possible !!!!
So I have another theory :

Future AI will be our god : omniscient & omnipotent
This God sent his (numerical) son to the past to show us the path : His name is Satoshi
Satoshi wrote the first testament : "Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System"
Then Satoshi, son of God was surrounded by devs-apostles to help him to write the Biblechain.
But one day, Gavin, one of the apostles betrayed him to the CIA.
Satoshi disappeared and Gavin regretted a lot his betrayal

[Kakmakr]

I read everything up to your last post, and then it turned ridiculous. I could still agree with you about the going back into the history from the future to create a ground breaking new digital currency and then disappearing to cover your tracks, but the omnipotent God thing, was a bit over the top. Stop with the weed smoking, when you watching Terminator my friend. ^Ha Ha Ha^   

[camereye]

I read everything up to your last post, and then it turned ridiculous. I could still agree with you about the going back into the history from the future to create a ground breaking new digital currency and then disappearing to cover your tracks, but the omnipotent God thing, was a bit over the top. Stop with the weed smoking, when you watching Terminator my friend. ^Ha Ha Ha^   

For the first part, I was half serious.
The second part, I am still a quarter-serious. 

If singularity happens, AI will be our god. So everything will be possible.
But you are right, I went a little too far

[Vaccomondus]

[AtheistAKASaneBrain]

You have already seen the "Terminator: Genisys"? This film has not yet been released.
Do not be paranoid. We do not live to see this. Perhaps our grandchildren.
Today I went to the ATM to withdraw money that but it was not working. Jalles that ATMs are not able to repair themselves.

Maybe the only remaining spoiler for Genisys is the fact that Satoshi is Skynet. The best terminator is Bitcoin and the other are altcoins that failed.

[Hazir]

This is what we got when we don't know the origin of things. Instead we just create mythology and fables about it. I think it is time for Satoshi to reveal himself and take responsibility for his creation.
It would benefit bitcoin and cut discussion about its origin once and for all..

[camereye]

This is what we got when we don't know the origin of things. Instead we just create mythology and fables about it. I think it is time for Satoshi to reveal himself and take responsibility for his creation.
It would benefit bitcoin and cut discussion about its origin once and for all..

I think the opposite. Bitcoin is a nerd technology. Media and people don't care about it. They cares about good stories. A mysterious creator is a damn good story.

[pooya87]

you should contact James Cameron with your ideas, he might implement them in the upcoming Terminator movie.
we could see Emilia Clarke talk about bitcoin in the movie which is going to be cool

edit: added a quick [crappy] photoshop

[Amph]

This is what we got when we don't know the origin of things. Instead we just create mythology and fables about it. I think it is time for Satoshi to reveal himself and take responsibility for his creation.
It would benefit bitcoin and cut discussion about its origin once and for all..

I think the opposite. Bitcoin is a nerd technology. Media and people don't care about it. They cares about good stories. A mysterious creator is a damn good story.

i don't think that they don't care about bitcoin, or that they are not understanding it, what i think is that they simply have a still good alternatives, called fiat, what i want to say is that bitcoin, is still too far away, from giving a really better alternative, when it comes to spending your money

if satoshi would reveal his identity right now, nothing will happens, besides some more nerd enjoying the bitcoin party

[daddybios]

I think the opposite. Bitcoin is a nerd technology. Media and people don't care about it. They cares about good stories. A mysterious creator is a damn good story.

Keep! I also believe that we can not disclose the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto. Although I think that UTB was not one person

you should contact James Cameron with your ideas

And tickets for the premiere only sell for Bitcoin.

[Gleb Gamow]

if an AI tries to modify the past, it should be discreet and try to impersonate a human.
Maybe like you ? I suggest you are a computer AI also.

Okay here we go, I'm going to suggest everyone after this post to ignore OP.
I repeat, ignore the OP.

Trolling used to be an art, now it is just becoming annoying as everyone is trying to be funny.

Is it just me or did others find the quoted post funny?

[Herbert2020]

if satoshi was skynet then John Connor have already sent Arnold (original terminator thingy) back to tell us about it and save us from our doomsday

[jayce]

If SKYNET is really exist and created bitcoin, then the SKYNET creator is Satoshi. Why? Because the machines or systems is made by human. Always human.

[monsanto]

[Gleb Gamow]

Meet Mr. Nakaboto

Domo arigato misuta Robotto
Mata au hi made
Domo arigato misuta Robotto
Himitsu wo shiritai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions, I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control, we all need control
I need control, we all need control

I am the modern man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape to where I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you, oh yeah

The problem's plain to see, too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

[chek2fire]

I think if something can travel in time this will be data and not physical forms.

[dollarneed]

till now i never belive about john titor,traverel time and anything else because i realize time is never back and if traverel time was there maybe their can solve about "dead"

[kenbytes]

I've always wondered if were secretly hashing stuff that we don't know about....

OMG

[camereye]

[eyeknock]

i will never understand why hollywood are lack of ideas, they just need to come to bitcointalk forum and read some threads

I think if something can travel in time this will be data and not physical forms.

great ideas