Pinkie Pie is about to attack Sandwich, IL! The image is real!

[Gleb Gamow]

[Gleb Gamow]

My Little Pony chasers have spotted Pinkie Pie on the ground in Sublette, IL, heading toward Mendota.

[Gleb Gamow]

Several tornadoes spotted west, southwest and south of us.

[Gleb Gamow]

[Gleb Gamow]

I single-handedly clean up the devastation that transformed Sandwich, IL - I cut up the pussy willow tree that felled across the driveway. Took me almost an hour using one of them small bow saws because I didn't want to wake the neighbors if ran a chainsaw. To boot, I did it in the dark, in the rain, lightning all about, and allowing the horde of mosquitoes to get their fill.

Later today I'll clean up the rest of the mess, then submit the bill to... I haven't figured that part out yet.