Colonel Gaddafi takes a chance on you

[ColonelGaddafi]

You must pay me 2 BTC per day or I will unleash holy fire upon the bitcoin network. I need to buy some new crazy outfits and most of my accounts have been frozen by The Great Satan. Pay up or feel the wrath of the best hackers in Libya that aren't currently in little pieces from a NATO air strike. The choice is yours.

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[buryfarmer]

But Colonel you wanted a gold standard only a couple of months ago:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuqZfaj34nc

[unemployed]

There is no Internet in Libya, and you are dead. Therefore clearly you lie.

[randomguy7]

loool (might be related to this http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=10728.0 )

[JohnDoe]

loool (might be related to this http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=10728.0 )

Nah man, totally a coincidence.

At least Gaddafi is generous enough to let us copy/paste his damn address. I'll gladly pay tribute to such a magnanimous tyrant.

[cloud9]

Can some moderator moderate this please.  Remove will be nice - these people are getting a platform right on top of the forum topics.

[SgtSpike]

Mr. Gaddafi,

I am currently very busy, and do not have time to fulfill your request.  However, I might have an offer in which you would be interested.

One of the companies I manage is two weeks away from the grand opening of a great gallery of art, and I cannot seem to find enough finger paintings to fill it.  I pay each of my artists 2,750 BTC to 7,800 BTC, depending on the quality of their work.  Still, I do not have enough paintings in progress.  Perhaps it is because not very many people use Bitcoins yet.  Since you mentioned your own use of Bitcoins, I can see that you realize the value of using them as a currency, which may make you a great fit for earning a large sum of Bitcoins through my project.

I am getting desperate, and may even be willing to pay a 50% bonus if the painting is completed and shipped to me quickly enough!

Let me know if you are interested ASAP, so that I may give you the details of the work involved.

Best Regards,
"The" Sgt Spike

[grue]

ok this shit isn't funny. This is beyond a humorous troll. this is lower than making posts about farts. go away, troll. It's not funny, and you're making yourself look like a dick.

[ColonelGaddafi]

You've asked for it! Here it comes!
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn117/mattbrill/evilmonkey.jpg

Just making fun of that apparently fake Anonymous post. Calm down people. I am not a troll.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/epic_trollface.jpg

[eturnerx]

Gaddafi sir, I will forward your BTC if you can confirm by posting a picture of Kim Jong Il looking at your stash of bitcoins.

[Dansker]

This actually seems to be a legitimate request.

[ColonelGaddafi]

My ghost has returned. 0.5 BTC a day or I will knock the spire off your new world trade building. 1776? More like 177 great satan.