WTB 10 BTC ($50)
I know it doesn't match the mtgox price.  But, seeing as how you used to be able to buy BTC for the dozen/1$ I'm hoping someone will have a stash and willing to sell some for a good price.  Otherwise, make me an offer and I will buy however many you are willing to sell for $50.  Verified paypal/wired bank transfer prepared.
If I had known the BTC community was so facetious, I would have refrained from coming involved.
Who is the one being facetious?
fa·ce·tious   /fəˈsiʃəs/ Show Spelled[fuh-see-shuhs] 
adjective 
1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark. 
2. amusing; humorous. 
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.