Guys, I have this spectacular new business idea!

[goodlord666]

It involves a ranking system, contemporary dance music, the Torrent network, free stuff, a QR-code, naked women, a big database, mtgox's payment button, a mask, a mysterious sockpuppet, wealthy non-Bitcoiners and a scam.

So far, I have failed miserably at putting the individual pieces of the project together, except for the scam, which is doing marvelously and has been for a long time.

The biggest hurdle on its way to success seems to be an unknown factor that I can't quite get my brain cells on.

Anyways, back to playing click maze.....

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[phantastisch]

Shut up and take my money !

[Jermainé]

lol

[Luno]

Please post your payment address, I want in on it early.

Not revealing your whole business model, just makes it more alluring.

Didn't you also mention earlier something about Qatar investors shifting entirely to Bitcoin through your company?

[goodlord666]

Nope! But that's an excellent idea!!

We need a name for our company first. What shall it be?

[nameface]

WOW! Qatar thing sounds really interesting!
I'm in for 350 BTC. How can I send you the funds?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Nope! But that's an excellent idea!!

We need a name for our company first. What shall it be?

After given it a lot of thought, Rankapalooza could easily be marketable. Call it that, and I'm in.

Oh, it will have to have a goat logo of sorts. Change the text to BTC Moto, and I believe the following will work.

[goodlord666]

I'd be more than happy to accept your initial investment of 350 BTC, but slow down the horses, fella! I'll take them soon enough

As to the name:

Rankapalooza it is! Where and how should we register it?

As to the logo: we might have to come up with an original design, as I don't want to infringe on anyone's copyright.

Graphic designers welcome!

[Luno]

Borrow a successful company's name, like "J.P. Morgan" or "EXON" register it in Tonga. Cold call all their big customers. Even better send out due payments notices, don't mention Bitcoin in the letters just a payment account number for your exchange service. Go to some banks, show them your client accounts, take out some nice loans. Spam every media imaginable. Crash different high profile parties.

Get a job as Ben Bernanke's pool cleaner, show up for work in a suit and shake his hand with a paparatzzi in the bushes, mail the video to Forbes, Fox and CNN announcing the migration to Bitcoin as the new international reserve currency! Sell every last cent of investors money as the exchange rate go through the roof and buy cheap gold and tungsten. Sell the tungsten laced gold to China. Buy a country in Africa. Declare war on terrorism and have the U.S. Army save your ass from the Chinese. Mail you investors list to the agency as a terror cell members list. Have them shipped off to Guantanamo.

[jojo69]

Shut up and take my money !

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[goodlord666]

Excellent! We got two investors down (phantastisch and jojo69) with combined funds of 350 BTC.

Now all we need is a proper exit plan. Anyobdy?

[aura.flux]

Give all the money to me!

[Akka]

It involves a ranking system, contemporary dance music, the Torrent network, free stuff, a QR-code, naked women, a big database, mtgox's payment button, a mask, a mysterious sockpuppet, wealthy non-Bitcoiners and a scam.

You got me at naked women, but lost me at big database, got me again with mysterious sockpuppet, lost me at wealthy non-Bitcoiners, but have me for sure thanks to scam.

Where do it put my money?

[goodlord666]

You got me at naked women, but lost me at big database, got me again with mysterious sockpuppet, lost me at wealthy non-Bitcoiners, but have me for sure thanks to scam.

Where do it put my money?

This is easier than I thought...

Would somebody register this baby on glbse for me please? ('PLOOZ' as a short handle should do just fine; competes only with an urban spelling for 'please' and an Alzarian prince)

[phantastisch]

You got me at naked women, but lost me at big database, got me again with mysterious sockpuppet, lost me at wealthy non-Bitcoiners, but have me for sure thanks to scam.

Where do it put my money?

This is easier than I thought...

Would somebody register this baby on glbse for me please? ('PLOOZ' as a short handle should do just fine; competes only with an urban spelling for 'please' and an Alzarian prince)

no, i have a better idea and this system is proven to be working :

you only sell stock to a few selected people ( the chosen ones) and they can sell their shares through an MPOE-Passthrough only, which can be sold through an GLBSE-MPOE-Passthrough.

Verification avoided.

Can you please roll a dice between 10-20 for a daily interest-rate?

[goodlord666]

no, i have a better idea and this system is proven to be working :

you only sell stock to a few selected people ( the chosen ones) and they can sell their shares through an MPOE-Passthrough only, which can be sold through an GLBSE-MPOE-Passthrough.

Verification avoided.

Can you please roll a dice between 10-20 for a daily interest-rate?

Can't you do this for me? (it looks like work..)

I'll just buy the shares then.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Excellent! We got two investors down (phantastisch and jojo69) with combined funds of 350 BTC.

Now all we need is a proper exit plan. Anyobdy?

Back door of Dank's Hookah Lounge.

[nameface]

Great it's really coming together!

Pls send all of the funds ASAP to this address: 15F4QqMJ7VRqVKtMfSzBckaX4xnBwh3EP5

Let's get this show on the road!

[goodlord666]

Borrow a successful company's name, like "J.P. Morgan" or "EXON" register it in Tonga. Cold call all their big customers. Even better send out due payments notices, don't mention Bitcoin in the letters just a payment account number for your exchange service. Go to some banks, show them your client accounts, take out some nice loans. Spam every media imaginable. Crash different high profile parties.

Get a job as Ben Bernanke's pool cleaner, show up for work in a suit and shake his hand with a paparatzzi in the bushes, mail the video to Forbes, Fox and CNN announcing the migration to Bitcoin as the new international reserve currency! Sell every last cent of investors money as the exchange rate go through the roof and buy cheap gold and tungsten. Sell the tungsten laced gold to China. Buy a country in Africa. Declare war on terrorism and have the U.S. Army save your ass from the Chinese. Mail you investors list to the agency as a terror cell members list. Have them shipped off to Guantanamo.

I see you edited your comment there. Now I have to read it all again just to find out which delicate details have been added.
(reading...)
OK. There's a bunch of keywords that I'm not really familiar with and probably don't wanna be: 'agency', 'terror cell members list', 'shipped off', 'Guantanamo', 'tungsten'.

Other than that it's a cool story bro!

[Luno]

"I see you edited your comment there."-

Sorry I couldn't stop my self. You got the most brilliant business idea in history ever.

The tungsten is for faking solid gold bars, been a thread here 2 days ago about fake gold bars being sold to China and New Yorkers. The pool cleaner part is my idea, the rest are true and tested business practices.

Sending a list of your investors to the CIA is maybe taking it to far, but it is sometimes hard to reach a settlement with dissatisfied investors that wont give you a break.

[goodlord666]

Sorry I couldn't stop my self. You got the most brilliant business idea in history ever.

I know I do, even if it comes across as mere humor to most.

Only time will tell.

(I'm not having fun right now.. somebody cheer me up!)

[goodlord666]

'The Federal Rankapalooza' ?

Fine with me!