As the oldest miner in the forum, I declare...

[c4n10]

As the oldest miner in the forum, I declare: That I am a Man and my breasts are fat from beer...

Now THIS I believe...

[dree12]

To save people 1000 BTC, I'd like to point out that Maria has in fact mined since April 2009; it is likely that she is not lying in that department. This address mined a block and sent the coins to an Mt. Gox deposit address which Maria claimed were hers.

I was originally just going to post to ask why everyone was feeding the troll, but then I came across this so now I have to ask, "can you provide a link to where she made the claim that this Mt. Gox deposit address belongs to her...?

Either way, we still know she's a liar. Unless she's been mining since '09 AND she's actually a beautiful Indian actress...

Here's a post that proves it fairly well:

Status: 0/unconfirmed
Date: 6/16/2011 22:19
To: 1GqkXSDGATi2Lof1ySewk1GPe2orcwAtYn
Debit: -1,500.00
Net amount: -1,500.00

That is one of the 2 orders I placed with MT GOX

Is your client connected and does it have all the blocks? http://blockexplorer.com/address/1GqkXSDGATi2Lof1ySewk1GPe2orcwAtYn says it's never been in the network.

Can you link me to the thread this came from...?

Yes sir.

[c4n10]

Yes sir.

Actually really does seem legit. Still not really a woman though...

[Maria]

well lets see... If I have been mining since 2009, I wonder how many bitcoins I have?

RelicMaria.

[caffeinewriter]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

[c4n10]

well lets see... If I have been mining since 2009, I wonder how many bitcoins I have?

RelicMaria.

You probably have a ton, probably enough to actually become a REAL woman if you wanted to... But, what's your point...? That we should all be throwing ourselves at your feet begging you for BTC handouts since you're BTC-rich...? LOL...

[c4n10]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just consider your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

^ This guy gets it...

[caffeinewriter]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just consider your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

^ This guy gets it...

Please note her lack of response. This happens in every thread she makes. She just shuts up when she knows she's caught.

[AndrewBUD]

Put your money where your mouth is... Send me 100 BTC and I will change my attitude towards you for an agreed upon amount of time

[c4n10]

$#!7, send me 10 BTC and I'll NEVER troll you again, lol... I'm sure 10 BTC is like 10 cents to you, since you've been mining since '09 and all...

[repentance]

Please note her lack of response. This happens in every thread she makes. She just shuts up when she knows she's caught.

Just for variety, sometimes she deletes her threads when she's proven to be full of shit.  She did that with her infamous "Wendon Mews" thread.

[Shadow383]

This is the same troll that claimed to have made a forex bot that offered incredible return with almost no risk!!!!!1!!!!1!one!!

1/10 troll.

[AndrewBUD]

Please note her lack of response. This happens in every thread she makes. She just shuts up when she knows she's caught.

Just for variety, sometimes she deletes her threads when she's proven to be full of shit.  She did that with her infamous "Wendon Mews" thread.

Maria:  Do you use tampons to get in to character ?

[caffeinewriter]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

Hey! I have an idea =3 This is a stickup! Give me 21,000,001 Bitcoins, or I post this on every thread. >:3

[legolouman]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

Hey! I have an idea =3 This is a stickup! Give me 21,000,001 Bitcoins, or I post this on every thread. >:3

+1

Seriously though, that's a great way to get banned though...

[caffeinewriter]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

Hey! I have an idea =3 This is a stickup! Give me 21,000,001 Bitcoins, or I post this on every thread. >:3

+1

Seriously though, that's a great way to get banned though...

I figured it was a pretty obvious joke, because there will never be more than 21,000,000 Bitcoins in circulation. If she attempted to pay the "ransom", no matter how much I dislike "her" I would send it back.

[legolouman]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

Hey! I have an idea =3 This is a stickup! Give me 21,000,001 Bitcoins, or I post this on every thread. >:3

+1

Seriously though, that's a great way to get banned though...

I figured it was a pretty obvious joke, because there will never be more than 21,000,000 Bitcoins in circulation. If she attempted to pay the "ransom", no matter how much I dislike "her" I would send it back.

That's awkward, I was hoping I didn't have to explain that I understood it.

[caffeinewriter]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

Hey! I have an idea =3 This is a stickup! Give me 21,000,001 Bitcoins, or I post this on every thread. >:3

+1

Seriously though, that's a great way to get banned though...

I figured it was a pretty obvious joke, because there will never be more than 21,000,000 Bitcoins in circulation. If she attempted to pay the "ransom", no matter how much I dislike "her" I would send it back.

That's awkward, I was hoping I didn't have to explain that I understood it.

Sorry, I'm really frickin tired right now. I should have seen that. My bad Ugh, time to get an energy drink.

[legolouman]

Maria, I'm not going to lie. I don't like you. I managed to keep my mouth shut when you made baseless accusations against Zhou Tong. I don't know how that turned out, nor do I care. You make these useless threads with no proof, then refuse to provide it when asked. I could care less if you're the oldest miner on this forum. Here's what I know about you.

• You have an inflated sense of self importance
• Your picture is of some Indian actress
• You treat every other person on this forum as if they're inferior
• Very few people on this forum like or "Show you some fucking respect"

This post is more or less pointless, cause I know you'll just continue your active trolling and nobody really cares at all, but ya know, I just don't like you at all. So, cheers!

EDIT: Spelling

Hey! I have an idea =3 This is a stickup! Give me 21,000,001 Bitcoins, or I post this on every thread. >:3

+1

Seriously though, that's a great way to get banned though...

I figured it was a pretty obvious joke, because there will never be more than 21,000,000 Bitcoins in circulation. If she attempted to pay the "ransom", no matter how much I dislike "her" I would send it back.

That's awkward, I was hoping I didn't have to explain that I understood it.

Sorry, I'm really frickin tired right now. I should have seen that. My bad Ugh, time to get an energy drink.

I know the feeling.

[Herodes]

That today shall be known from now on, as the official Satoshi N Day.

To celebrate, we use the network with gratitude.

Mining since april 09.

Maria.

If you sent me 1 BTC, I could curse your e-penis.