Have you ever been with a prostitute?

[QuestionAuthority]

I've been married three times so I've been with three very expensive prostitutes. They each cost me a house and a car. In financial terms that's about $5,000 per blowjob and $10,000 per fuck.

At those prices I could have flown first class to Las Vegas and fucked movie star look alike prostitutes. The best part about that is I could kick the bitch out of the room when I'm done instead of spending the rest of the night listening to cute stories about her fucking cat.

This is the best!

Marriage does tend to screw you over... How overrated.

Married once. Key is to not get divorced.... I have cost averaged my screws down to about $5 a lay over 22 years of marriage. I think a pretty good bargain considering i don't have to test for disease or find a new ho every few weeks.

Congrats on eating vanilla ice cream for 22 years. Variety is the spice of life but you pretty much stopped at pepper. lol

[arthurminton]

Yes but only for lap dance not other stuff 

[DieJohnny]

I've been married three times so I've been with three very expensive prostitutes. They each cost me a house and a car. In financial terms that's about $5,000 per blowjob and $10,000 per fuck.

At those prices I could have flown first class to Las Vegas and fucked movie star look alike prostitutes. The best part about that is I could kick the bitch out of the room when I'm done instead of spending the rest of the night listening to cute stories about her fucking cat.

This is the best!

Marriage does tend to screw you over... How overrated.

Married once. Key is to not get divorced.... I have cost averaged my screws down to about $5 a lay over 22 years of marriage. I think a pretty good bargain considering i don't have to test for disease or find a new ho every few weeks.

Congrats on eating vanilla ice cream for 22 years. Variety is the spice of life but you pretty much stopped at pepper. lol

Some things are an acquired taste I guess. Before getting married I had a number of relationships but they were short lived and frankly I was on to the next person without much thought. Oddly when my wife came around I could never get enough of her and I never have thought much about the variety I am missing.

[Cyaren]

Nope... No prostitution here in Australia.

[eliteminerpool]

Never have, never will

[copperhorse111]

Nope, does not sound like a good idea imo

[Simgo]

Yes, several times. I don't think it's immoral as long as you don't are coupled.

[andesite]

Nope, I'm not in my legal age yet, I'm just waiting for the right time, when that time comes. I would like also to try how to slap some fuck*n assess and wreck some puss**s.

[QuestionAuthority]

I've been married three times so I've been with three very expensive prostitutes. They each cost me a house and a car. In financial terms that's about $5,000 per blowjob and $10,000 per fuck.

At those prices I could have flown first class to Las Vegas and fucked movie star look alike prostitutes. The best part about that is I could kick the bitch out of the room when I'm done instead of spending the rest of the night listening to cute stories about her fucking cat.

This is the best!

Marriage does tend to screw you over... How overrated.

Married once. Key is to not get divorced.... I have cost averaged my screws down to about $5 a lay over 22 years of marriage. I think a pretty good bargain considering i don't have to test for disease or find a new ho every few weeks.

Congrats on eating vanilla ice cream for 22 years. Variety is the spice of life but you pretty much stopped at pepper. lol

Some things are an acquired taste I guess. Before getting married I had a number of relationships but they were short lived and frankly I was on to the next person without much thought. Oddly when my wife came around I could never get enough of her and I never have thought much about the variety I am missing.

That's good, I'm happy for you. It's not often that a couple can keep their sex life interesting over decades. After a few years with one woman I start to get bored. I really enjoyed my second wife. She was a complete freak but we still started to role play and do extreme things to stay fresh. Maybe I just get bored too easy. To me it's just like any other one of the base enjoyments of life I need variety. I like to wear a certain cologne but not forever. I like steak but I want chicken and fish too. There's so much pussy out there and so little time. 

[katestone]

wow
it's a strange thing to discuss
but yeah, i was.
it was interesting experience, by the way.

[psy0]

No never

[l8nit3]

Never! Dont trade change for strange!!!

[DieJohnny]

I've been married three times so I've been with three very expensive prostitutes. They each cost me a house and a car. In financial terms that's about $5,000 per blowjob and $10,000 per fuck.

At those prices I could have flown first class to Las Vegas and fucked movie star look alike prostitutes. The best part about that is I could kick the bitch out of the room when I'm done instead of spending the rest of the night listening to cute stories about her fucking cat.

This is the best!

Marriage does tend to screw you over... How overrated.

Married once. Key is to not get divorced.... I have cost averaged my screws down to about $5 a lay over 22 years of marriage. I think a pretty good bargain considering i don't have to test for disease or find a new ho every few weeks.

Congrats on eating vanilla ice cream for 22 years. Variety is the spice of life but you pretty much stopped at pepper. lol

Some things are an acquired taste I guess. Before getting married I had a number of relationships but they were short lived and frankly I was on to the next person without much thought. Oddly when my wife came around I could never get enough of her and I never have thought much about the variety I am missing.

That's good, I'm happy for you. It's not often that a couple can keep their sex life interesting over decades. After a few years with one woman I start to get bored. I really enjoyed my second wife. She was a complete freak but we still started to role play and do extreme things to stay fresh. Maybe I just get bored too easy. To me it's just like any other one of the base enjoyments of life I need variety. I like to wear a certain cologne but not forever. I like steak but I want chicken and fish too. There's so much pussy out there and so little time. 

Depends on personality more than keeping it interesting. I still love a perfect PBJ on toast for lunch and could almost eat that every day of my life I think. Every time I eat a perfect PBJ I swear i enjoy something else about it that I didn't notice the last time even though it is the exact same sandwich i Have had 10,000 times before. I have to say it is a very close parallel to sex with my wife........  same exact thing i have done 1000 times before but the next time there is just something great about it i seem to have never noticed before.

[tommypug]

Well if you consider massage therapist hookers than I am sure many people have

[QuestionAuthority]

Well if you consider massage therapist hookers than I am sure many people have

They're only hookers when they massage your junk. In California they're hookers if they're Asian and you pay extra.

[Spoetnik]

Nope, I'm not in my legal age yet, I'm just waiting for the right time, when that time comes. I would like also to try how to slap some fuck*n assess and wreck some puss**s.

Porno videos can be useful for learning about some stuff but can i give you one piece of advice ?
Don't finish on their face 

Porn videos are unrealistic..
What they should be showing at the end of videos (instead of cumming on a girls face)
is a guy rolling over and going to sleep 

[QuestionAuthority]

Nope, I'm not in my legal age yet, I'm just waiting for the right time, when that time comes. I would like also to try how to slap some fuck*n assess and wreck some puss**s.

Porno videos can be useful for learning about some stuff but can i give you one piece of advice ?
Don't finish on their face 

Porn videos are unrealistic..
What they should be showing at the end of videos (instead of cumming on a girls face)
is a guy rolling over and going to sleep 

Obviously you're man of great wisdom and experience.

Some of my friends used to brag about fucking for hours. I would tell them that's unusual because I can fuck about 15-20 minutes then I need 8 hours sleep and an energy drink. lol

[Vika NSFW]

I can fuck about 15-20 minutes

Use 200 ml of brandy.

[QuestionAuthority]

I can fuck about 15-20 minutes

Use 200 ml of brandy.

No, I hate whisky dick. lol

[samaricanin]

No