What will you do if you get a Million Bitcoin suddenly?

[givemefive]

Yesterday I got $1,000,000 bitcoin all in a sudden, then I immigrate to Honduras immediately and get married with a dozen of beautiful ladies ... when I was enjoying my beautiful life with these wives, I woke up.   
I was thinking that if I got that much btc in real, I would do the same as in my dream. 

[giustone]

If  i get 1 million dollars ,i invest them in a exchanger and i open a bitcoin casino.

[amaclin]

Yesterday I opened my Bitcoin Core program and saw 1,000,000 BTC on my account.
FUCK! somebody stole the second million! Because the day before yesterday I had two millions

[Mickeyb]

If I was to wake up with this amount of bitcoins, I would quit my job, buy I nice island in Greece (they are cheap now ) and I would enjoy the rest of my freaking life!

[polychenko]

Is this topic and the replies for real?! Open a casino? How vacuous.

Surely you'd want to dedicate your life to charitable endeavours. This would ultimately make you happier too (eg, see Richard layard's books on happiness and wellbeing)

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[EliteJudy]

1,000,000 bitcoin? seems like kind of day dreaming for me.

[DiscoverCebu]

I would seperate 2k btc for a casino.Would buy this site for 10k btc. Then bit by bit sell all of my btcs as to not make the btc market crash.

[Searing]

Hmmm...if that happened it likely would mean someone was laundering some ILL GOTTEN GAINS which would mean I was the 'patsy' that
would have the ..so called... accident don't ya know

Er by the way why does the gardener have a 'wood chipper' when I have no trees ...I shall wander over and ask him

(the paranoia would be strong in this one .... such is the ways of the "WTF" and the force should the above happen)

[randy8777]

i would probably save 50% and use the other 50% to invest in bitcoin related startups. but that's now. at that point you can't think anymore when you get that much coins.

[batesresearch]

I would probably invest in Bitcoin businesses and Tech businesses and try to create my own small Bitcoin based island

[tballs]

retire and live on an island.

[yummyransom]

I will invest to some business and donate to a charity to help those poors. 

[Garwidha]

The first thing I'll do if I get a million bitcoin is I will immediately pay off my debts.
Then I'll set up a business in a food field.