you know you want A BIG ASS O.J.(CLOSED)-posting on ebay

[Lurk]

 get your own big ass o.j. simpson rookie card  its bigger than a normal card made by topps.

 p.m. me with offers   dont miss out on this    murderously    good deal.

                               i dont want to have to    slash   prices.
                          
                              youll have a   bloody   good time showing this to friends.

                                this card  is    killer!      

[crazyates]

I got all excited for a gallon of orange juice. 

[Lurk]

haha really no one wants this killer card?  alright ebay it goes

[SaltySpitoon]

I almost want it just based on your description of it.

 p.m. me with offers   dont miss out on this    murderously    good deal.

                               i dont want to have to    slash   prices.
                           
                              youll have a   bloody   good time showing this to friends.

                                this card  is    killer!     

Comedy gold.