(BWLI Inc.) Barn Wood Labs International

[dank]

I like your work, can you make a cool carved chair with a cushion on the seat and back?  Like a king chair.  My friend has a cool ass one.

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

I like your work, can you make a cool carved chair with a cushion on the seat and back?  Like a king chair.  My friend has a cool ass one.

With or without the ottoman?

[Garr255]

You see, I have an appreciation for efficiency, as I will be buying lots of your hardware. Can you guarantee me the operating costs will be less than 0.001 Newtons per eon?

[max in montreal]

what would the weight of that chair be ? is it more or less than a box of pre 1983 pennies or 68 pounds?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

BWLI_Bruno here, for Al is either at a hardware show convention or fucking my Maria. My hope is that it's the latter, for I would be pissed if he attends some show without me, especially on my dime bag.

what would the weight of that chair be ? is it more or less than a box of pre 1983 pennies or 68 pounds?

You meant pre 1981 pennies which, by the way, is how I learned about Bitcoin for the very first time last year (truly). The weight of that particular chair will be close to exactly the same weight of similar design and quality.

You see, I have an appreciation for efficiency, as I will be buying lots of your hardware. Can you guarantee me the operating costs will be less than 0.001 Newtons per eon?

I will guarantee anything to keep the pre-orders a flowing, so the answer to your question is yes. BTW, I love Newtons too.

I like your work, can you make a cool carved chair with a cushion on the seat and back?  Like a king chair.  My friend has a cool ass one.

With or without the ottoman?

If I were to preorder this item, is there any chance it would come with 50% more ottoman by the time it's delivered? 

Being the design of our ottoman stems from the Ottoman Empire, all our ottomans will be 51% larger than any specs posted.

For the ottoman enthusiast who prefer iron oppose to wood, we will be building the BFO (below). Granted, we don't know a damn thing about metal, but we will quickly go through the learning curve since pre-order moneys is at stake.



Also, if anybody here is interested, we're thinking about developing a coffee table that also mines bitcoin like the one pictured below.

[Richy_T]

I think I can see my house from here.

[Garr255]

http://cubeme.com/blog/wpcontent/uploads/2010/07/Geeky_Coffee_Table_Tade_Old_Computer_Parts.jpg

I think I can see my house from here.

You, sir, are an electron.

[Richy_T]

http://cubeme.com/blog/wpcontent/uploads/2010/07/Geeky_Coffee_Table_Tade_Old_Computer_Parts.jpg

I think I can see my house from here.

You, sir, are an electron.

Are you positive?

[Garr255]

Only one thing is for sure: you certainly aren't.

Phin: You seem to have the same sense of humor as the guy who writes these: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110

You should do something like that

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Only one this is for sure: you certainly aren't.

Phin: You seen to have the same sense of humor as the guy who writes these: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110

You should do something like that

Thanks, Garr. You gave me a wonderful idea.



For those who are not aware, this thread is satire. I do have a serious venture in the works if anybody is interested.

~Bruno~

[AndrewBUD]

I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?

No deal! But would entertain a trade for a pink Prius if you happen to have possession of one.

[AndrewBUD]

I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?

No deal! But would entertain a trade for a pink Prius if you happen to have possession of one.

How about an image of one with my wife on the hood? (She won't dent the hood I swear)

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?

No deal! But would entertain a trade for a pink Prius if you happen to have possession of one.

How about an image of one with my wife on the hood? (She won't dent the hood I swear)

Interesting! I've never masterbated to an image of a pink Prius before. Please send photo, and make sure that when it was snapped, the car, if you want to still call it take, was in drive. Meanwhile, I take a pic of NaNa laying naked on the table. I'll assume you know which NaNa I speak of.

[Al the Alpaca]

Hey, Al!

Had a vision for a new line of alpaca (by)products for you:

And you, my friend, are a moron. I see what you're doing here. You're trying to derail Bruno's thread. I wouldn't be surprised if you're one of MyBarnWood's sockpuppets.

Just to show you how smart I am, I did a little Googling and learned that I speak Korea and am a Furry. SO THERE!

BWLI_Al

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Al, like me, you love satire and all, but can you be a little less terse toward prospective pre-orderers? Korean and a Furry--sometimes you really crack me up, Al. What next? You learn you were in the Navy. Seriously, whatever you do, don't put the following in your sig: People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

BWLI_Bruno