I'm John Fitzpatrick and I want to purchase this forum.

[JohnFitzpatrick]

From the desk of John Fitzpatrick,

My name's John Fitzpatrick from Portland, OR. Maybe you've heard of me. Maybe not. Doesn't matter. I wish to purchase this forum. Who's the Cheesehead that I need to talk to to consummate the deal? I'm willing to pay upwards to a hundred billion dollars for it.

Thank you in advance,

John Fitzpatrick.

jmf

[doV]

Not funny, next please.

[JohnFitzpatrick]

Not funny, next please.

Seriously? Obviously, you don't know whom you're dealing with here, bud: http://www.oregonlive.com/education/index.ssf/2015/08/post_28.html

He currently runs Exascale Power Co., a high-end computing company involved in the Bitcoin business. In a filing with the SEC, Exascale lists its address as 1819 S.W. Fifth Avenue, No. 211, which happens to be a UPS store inside the Portland State Student Rec Center.

There! Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Now, who's the Cheesehead runnin' this joint so that I can buy the place? I also have my eye on a venerable entity in the Philippines if thier willing to sell it.

[Kazimir]

It can only be purchased with bitcoins. I suggest you go ahead and buy a hundred billion dollars worth of bitcoins right away, now that price is extremely low.

[Gleb Gamow]

Sorry I think the forum has enough funds to continue on without you and any of your money (which I think OP has none of because he isn't Fitzpatric).

This is an interesting post that I just happened to stumble upon. How is it that you know this dude isn't John Fitzpatrick? Do you have access to IP logs of this forum. Strange how I just got done posting about him then this account was created, eh? It's almost looks like you created it. Hmmmm!

[Thekool1s]

From the desk of John Fitzpatrick,

My name's John Fitzpatrick from Portland, OR. Maybe you've heard of me. Maybe not. Doesn't matter. I wish to purchase this forum. Who's the Cheesehead that I need to talk to to consummate the deal? I'm willing to pay upwards to a hundred billion dollars for it.

Thank you in advance,

John Fitzpatrick.

jmf

Theymos is in charge of the forum but i dont think this is for sale even if you provide a trillion dollars for it

It was given by a unknown man/women to an unknown man/women

[Denker]

From the desk of John Fitzpatrick,

My name's John Fitzpatrick from Portland, OR. Maybe you've heard of me. Maybe not. Doesn't matter. I wish to purchase this forum. Who's the Cheesehead that I need to talk to to consummate the deal? I'm willing to pay upwards to a hundred billion dollars for it.

Thank you in advance,

John Fitzpatrick.

jmf

Theymos is in charge of the forum but i dont think this is for sale even if you provide a trillion dollars for it

It was given by a unknown man/women to an unknown man/women

Not theymos is not really unknown. His real name had been mentioned here several times.Also on reddit as far as I know.
So only Satoshi is still not known who he/she/they is/are.

[Thekool1s]

From the desk of John Fitzpatrick,

My name's John Fitzpatrick from Portland, OR. Maybe you've heard of me. Maybe not. Doesn't matter. I wish to purchase this forum. Who's the Cheesehead that I need to talk to to consummate the deal? I'm willing to pay upwards to a hundred billion dollars for it.

Thank you in advance,

John Fitzpatrick.

jmf

Theymos is in charge of the forum but i dont think this is for sale even if you provide a trillion dollars for it

It was given by a unknown man/women to an unknown man/women

Not theymos is not really unknown. His real name had been mentioned here several times.Also on reddit as far as I know.
So only Satoshi is still not known who he/she/they is/are.

oh thats new i thought theymos was also the unknown person here, I will look in to it, But as far i read satoshi trusted theymos he must know him personally or something.

[Swordsoffreedom]

Not theymos is not really unknown. His real name had been mentioned here several times.Also on reddit as far as I know.
So only Satoshi is still not known who he/she/they is/are.

Easy enough to find Dox on him m lawrence etc but it usually  comes with a ban or warning if used inappropriately
However the forum is not for sale.

[Gleb Gamow]

Wow! This is fuckin' amazin'! Somebody, maybe it was I  , created the John Fitzpatrick user account to bring awareness to this dude's madness, starts a thread in discussion, with now those banking off sig campaigns weighing in, albeit I ( ) appreciate thier bumps.

Hashnest is owned by Bitmain and sends you the physical miner when unprofitable, seems like that cloud mining is not a scam to me.

Really? Making a post like that because of my signature? Yeah I enjoy the free .1 btc every month big deal, if I make an extra 1.2 BTC a year it's just more for me to invest.

None of that changes my point about cloudmining with Hashnest.

Well, I get that explains the red-ass toward me, eh?

[|Bitcoin|]

You will never be able to buy the database and scripts unless you are satoshi which theymos respect. I recommend you to start a new bitcoin forum with your 100 million dollar.

[unamis76]

Another offer to buy the forums! At least this buyer has a pretty nice budget I bet theymos will entertain your offers

[NorrisK]

Did any of you even read the article he posted? Seems he is just butthurt by John Fitzpatrick not coming through on a promised donation of 100 million dollars..

[futureofbitcoin]

It's amazing how someone makes a joke and everyone takes him seriously.

[Thekool1s]

It's amazing how someone makes a joke and everyone takes him seriously.

No one took his seriously you are just assuming that, We all know he was trolling, Not a single billionaire would be stupid to make a post about this. BTW nice way to boost signature campaign post's  

[okae]

jajaja i think this forum should have a new subforum or something like that called "Jokes & Trolls", im  pretty sure that in few days that subforum will be fully of post

someone should move this thread to off-topic or any other subforum since this have nothing to do with the bitcoin world.

btw @John Fitzpatrick, good luck with your joke...

[Gleb Gamow]

It's amazing how someone makes a joke and everyone takes him seriously.

No one took his seriously you are just assuming that, We all know he was trolling, Not a single billionaire would be stupid to make a post about this. BTW nice way to boost signature campaign post's  

If somebody wouldn't have missed the short bus, they would've realized that "joke" reference was directed toward me with this thread. A simple read of the posts between the reply and OP would've provided a Blue's clue.

[johnyj]

It can only be purchased with bitcoins. I suggest you go ahead and buy a hundred billion dollars worth of bitcoins right away, now that price is extremely low.

 

[kelsey]

you had me at hello 

[Gleb Gamow]

jajaja i think this forum should have a new subforum or something like that called "Jokes & Trolls", im  pretty sure that in few days that subforum will be fully of post

someone should move this thread to off-topic or any other subforum since this have nothing to do with the bitcoin world.

btw @John Fitzpatrick, good luck with your joke...

Au contraire!

The Bitcoining of the $5 trillion Foreign Exchange Market

John Fitzpatrick and his partners are planning to spend $50 billion and use a gigawatt of energy to power an Exaflop computer data center to game the $5 trillion foreign exchange market. Foreign exchange markets are 500 times bigger than the Bitcoin market. Foreign exchange affects the price of goods and services imported and exported to other countries. Foreign exchange manipulation will affect the price that you pay when you go to buy stuff at Walmart or other stores. Gaming this system will affect what is in your wallet and bank account.

Technically it seems the plan is sound, but it is in like the Bitcoin mining arms race applied to Foreign Exchange. Bitcoin miners would get progressively more powerful computers to capture financial gains in the Bitcoin market. Previously high frequency and computer traders would use less powerful supercomputers to direct their market trading.

Now one of the players is going nuclear in the financial computer arms race.