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August 28, 2015, 04:58:39 PM
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BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2This round's prize: 0.2345BTC This round's theme: YO MAMA jokes!! JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!Rules: Tell a joke, personal story, anything funny about this round's theme! Winner will get the round's prize. One entry per person. You can tell multiple jokes to keep the humor going, but it still counts as one entry. There is btc prizes, but the main purpose of Tell-A-Joke is to keep the forum light-hearted and happy.
There are plenty of scams, trolls, and fights. But that doesn't mean we have to focus on them.  |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 04:59:04 PM |
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Here's my entry!!!  Luke-Jr: Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light" he had to ask her to move out of the way first. QuickSeller: Yo mama's so fat that instead of an STD she gave me cholesterol. BlazedOut419: Yo momma so fat if she lived on Pluto, scientists would call it a planet again. |
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ndnh
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August 28, 2015, 05:04:06 PM |
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My entries. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 05:04:53 PM |
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My favorite:  Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. It's funny because it's true!!  |
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Biitcoin
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August 28, 2015, 05:08:07 PM |
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Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm 'Money Over Bitches?' She said No, 'Mcdonalds Over Burger King' |
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Quickseller
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August 28, 2015, 05:08:49 PM |
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BPB: Yo mamma so fat that Amazon had to start giving away gift cards to drum up business for their grocery store after she died.
Satoshi: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to create a new internet currency just to pay for her food.
PistolPete: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to investigate the giveaway farmers to take them down so his mamma could eat them.
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antagonist
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August 28, 2015, 05:09:51 PM |
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Yo Mama is so poor and naive, she created an account just so she can eat from spam post and giveaways.
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trafficolaa
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August 28, 2015, 05:11:31 PM |
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My entries. Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me." |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 05:11:42 PM |
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BPB: Yo mamma so fat that Amazon had to start giving away gift cards to drum up business for their grocery store after she died.
That's how I get my Amazon cards!!! Satoshi: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to create a new internet currency just to pay for her food.
Now THAT'S a good one -- is it your joke??? |
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Quickseller
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August 28, 2015, 05:12:20 PM |
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Ha that is my joke |
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marilynmanson21
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August 28, 2015, 05:19:15 PM |
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Yo momma like a bowling ball - picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter.
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GiocareHost
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August 28, 2015, 05:24:16 PM |
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Yo Mama is so dumb that she hates BPB. Not A Joke, Just wanted to convey, no one here hates you as you do nice giveaways. Well Done Bro!
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Wendigo
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August 28, 2015, 05:30:18 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat that all the bitcoin mining farms in China can't calculate how much she exactly weighs.
Yo mama's so fat that she needs 2 forks of the blockchain to hold up her shorts.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need a hot wallet during the winter.
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WyatteLikesCrypto
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Long Live CLAM
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August 28, 2015, 05:39:09 PM |
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AHHA Great one. Meme Is perfect for it |
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panjul07
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August 28, 2015, 05:41:03 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat, it needs to be a Hero Member and above to advertise her personality (weight).
Yo mama's so fat, her thumb touches 5 or more letters at the same time on her 10 inches IPAD.
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KaChingCoinDev
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August 28, 2015, 05:42:21 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat she's in orbit
Yo mama's so fat her footsteps are detected as seismic waves
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DragonStar
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August 28, 2015, 05:45:40 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat that she has a gravitational pull drawing all the food and soda into her mouth as she drives around doing the fast food circuit.
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 05:46:50 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat that she has a gravitational pull drawing all the food and soda into her mouth as she drives around doing the fast food circuit.
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