Akbarkoe
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Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
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August 28, 2015, 05:51:20 PM |
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
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KaChingCoinDev
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August 28, 2015, 05:54:31 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat, they hired her at the trash compactor
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Banjiro
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August 28, 2015, 05:57:18 PM |
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Yo momma is so far its very difficult to be dumb these days. The competition is simly too big.
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KaChingCoinDev
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August 28, 2015, 05:59:08 PM |
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Your mama is so dumb she is the first person to register a negative IQ
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bf4btc
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August 28, 2015, 06:09:19 PM |
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Yo muma's so fat she has satellites orbiting her fat ass.
Yo muma's so fat she drools when you tell her the blockchain is being spammed.
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Tauja
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Vave.com - Crypto Casino
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August 28, 2015, 06:10:26 PM |
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Yo mamma so fat she can play pool with the planets
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ajareselde
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Satoshi is rolling in his grave. #bitcoin
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August 28, 2015, 06:11:08 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain  ajareselde™ |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 06:17:47 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain ajareselde™ Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around they give her a welcome-back party! |
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xht
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hey you, yeah you, fuck you!!!
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August 28, 2015, 06:21:26 PM |
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Young Man calls her mom...
Young Man : "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Young man: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
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zidane
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August 28, 2015, 06:23:35 PM |
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I was very handsome, at least that's what my mama said
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ndnh
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New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
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August 28, 2015, 06:23:52 PM |
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras.  Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops. Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Edit: One sec. editing it and organizing. All done.  |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 06:25:22 PM |
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Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.
bahahaha |
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ajareselde
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Satoshi is rolling in his grave. #bitcoin
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August 28, 2015, 06:27:37 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain ajareselde™ Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around they give her a welcome-back party! Yo mama's sooo fat that she presses f,g,c,v,b and space key when trying to type @ |
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BiPolarBob (OP)
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August 28, 2015, 06:28:14 PM |
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Crikey!!!! |
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xht
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hey you, yeah you, fuck you!!!
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August 28, 2015, 06:28:25 PM |
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Yo Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around her wrinkles.
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zidane
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August 28, 2015, 06:28:33 PM |
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yo mama like a hulk when she was got menstruating
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CrossingHeart66
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August 28, 2015, 06:29:06 PM |
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Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
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OrangeSeller
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August 28, 2015, 06:29:33 PM |
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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't take a picture but she takes poster instead
Yo mama is so fat, even theymos is afraid of her bann hammer
Yo mama is so dumb, she doesn't know gym but she knows jane
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