BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize]

[BiPolarBob]

yo mama like a hulk when she was got menstruating

 

[ajareselde]

Yo mama's the reason they invented widescreen format .. 

[xht]

Yo Mama is so poor she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.

[Falconer]

Yo mama's so fat, I am afraid if someday a car crash her, the car will be broken and the driver get injured

Yo mama's so fat, she even didnt know where the pizza she had bought with her bitcoin. Actually she was sitting on it.


ADD:

Yo mama's so fat, it takes 365 days for us to go around her.

[BiPolarBob]

Yo mama's the reason they invented widescreen format .. 

Every time yo momma jumps in the sea, she yells "Beat that, Moses!"

[ajareselde]

Yo mama's the reason they invented widescreen format .. 

Every time yo momma jumps in the sea, she yells "Beat that, Moses!"

rofl

[ndnh]

Yo mama so fat that a train hit her, she survived but 500 dead.

[ajareselde]

Yo mama's soo fat, that when she eats beans .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1q3HwB0y0

[zidane]

yo mama eyes is so shining when he saw the shoes are labeled discounts

[Paraka]

Yo mama teeeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo mam is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince

[makcik]

Yo MAMA is so fat, an astronaut could see her with naked eye from mars.

[Racey]

Yo mama's the reason they invented widescreen format .. 

Ha ha love it, My moma is so skinny she falls over when someone trumps.

[WyatteLikesCrypto]

BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1

This round's prize: 0.2345BTC

This round's theme:  YO MAMA jokes!!

JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!
JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!
JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!

Rules: Tell a joke, personal story, anything funny about this round's theme! Winner will get the round's prize.
One entry per person. You can tell multiple jokes to keep the humor going, but it still counts as one entry.

There is btc prizes, but the main purpose of Tell-A-Joke is to keep the forum light-hearted and happy.
There are plenty of scams, trolls, and fights. But that doesn't mean we have to focus on them.

 Says round number one btw.. sorry ocd

[Mitchell]

Yo mama jokes ey? Not to good at them, but I'll try to think of something.

[BiPolarBob]

Yo mama jokes ey? Not to good at them, but I'll try to think of something.

Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over Kristen Stewart...

[ndnh]

[Mitchell]

Yo mama jokes ey? Not to good at them, but I'll try to think of something.

Maybe if you spent less time obessing over Kristen Stewart...

Hush you. We both know you like her more than I do!

[Patatas]

Yo mama's so fat , she can't even jump to conclusions

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention

Yo mama's so bald, when she took shower , she got brainwashed

Yo mama's so dumb , she failed a urine test

[WyatteLikesCrypto]

So you did say a personal story about my mom..... well sorry that's too big of a subject

Yo mommas so old she flipped the switch when jesus said let there be light! and then he told he to move her fatass outa the way.

Yo momma is sooooo fat... she got more Chins than a hong kong phone book.


yoooo momma iss sooo fatt she got baptized in the ocean.... and flooded 17countries.

[zidane]

yo mama so dumb  i'm enough and tired.. bed is the answer