BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize]

[KaChingCoinDev]

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Your mama's so fat she couldn't even type a joke about herself

[Falconer]

Yo mama's so fat, actually Satoshi is hiding behind her, thats why we never find him.

[Mitchell]

Yo mama is so fat, her folds can be used as an oven.

[yahoo62278]

yo mamma is so dumb i asked her if i could borrow some bitcoins and she started taking quarters outta her pocket and biting them to loan me

[BiPolarBob]

Yo mama is so fat, her folds can be used as an oven.

 

[NeuroticFish]

Yo mama is so skinny, I've seen her shadow, but I couldn't find her!

Yo mama is so ugly, she cannot win a beauty contest even alone in the desert!

[ajareselde]

Yo mamma was the last thing "the scream" figure saw

[gordonhill]

Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama is so hairy that when she walked into Chucky Cheese they thought she was the rat.


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[dwihananto]

Yo mama so strong that she stopped the parked car  

[kostya.ash]

yo mama is so forgetful he went from texas to arizona forget not to bring a car
so during this time she walks by foot -_-

[birdcat90]

Yo mama is fat so she could not take bipolarbobs bitcoin...

yo mama boobs so sexeh even bipolarbobs used her boobs on his id.....

hahaha..

[orryde]

1- Yo mama's so fat when she went swimming in the pacific the save the whale foundation came to her rescue
2- Yo mama so short that she broke her leg getting off the toilet
3- Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out

[josephdd]

yo mamas so fat, she tripped, fell, and now Stanleys flat.

[Strigoi mort]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

[KaChingCoinDev]

Yo mama's so fat

enough said

[actmyname]

Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are very concerned about her health and took her to the hospital.

Yo mama so old that I told her to act her own age, she died.

Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming their search engine after how old she is.

[Bitcoinexp]

Don't know if these have been posted. But, they are my favourites:

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Yo mama is so fat, she was (somehow) floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for their New World.

Yo mama is so fat, she was banned from the bank, cause robbers use her as a surveillance camera smokescreen.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, she buys hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Yo mama is so ____, she jumped into a swimming pool, and all the water splashed out.
A. Fat
B. Ugly

[nickaizoku]

Yo mama so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view

Yo mama so dumb she thought 1btc are $10k

[oxiyusuf]

yo mamma, you are so funny, when you say something and I do not believe it, finally you say "I've said" .

but I love you mom 

[Gyfts]

Yo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.