BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize]

[igl00]

yo mama is so poor children from Africa send her bitcoins

[Falconer]

Yo momma's so fat, I cant find her belly button


P.S. really enjoyed this thread, so many 'yo momma' jokes here. It made my day

[JosIzem]

[ndnh]

Original.

Yo mama is so stupid, the salesman bit a coin and sold it to her for $230.

[harizen]

Yo mama is huge that why she need to increase her room's block size to accomodate her.

[Landplop]

yo mama's so stupid she gave me negative trust bcoz i asked for loan with no collateral

[antagonist]

Yo Mama is so ugly, even a ghost will run away when met her

[BAGOBO]

Yo BiPolarBob , I like your giveway, yo
Hope God bless you, yo
And here's my joke, yo

[DiscoverCebu]

Yo momma is so social, even Zuckerberg couldn't handle her.

[Landplop]

yo mama's so stupid she repaid a loan from ManyProofs

[james.lent]

Yo mama so dumb, it took 99 confirmations on blockchain for her to spell the word 'cryptocurrency'

[panjul07]

Yo mama's so fat, she needs US army parachutes as her panties.

[ndnh]

Yo mama so fat, she contributes 95% volume of McDonald's and KFC's sales.

Yo mama, so clever, that even Einstein gave up inventing and crashed Google.

Yo mama, so angry, she caused global warming twice.

Yo mama, so fat, google renamed Google Earth, Google Yo Mama.

Yo mama, so fat, the anaconda suffocated..

Yo mama, so fat, the airplane couldn't take off.

Yo mama, so fat, when she jumps Earth goes off orbit.

[Bitcoinexp]

Yo mama is so dumb, when she got scammed, she forgot to check negative before submitting trust.

[tygeade]

Your mama is so stupid that she deposited Bitcoins to her old MtGox BTC address. 

[riseDARK]

Yo mama to shopkeeper : give me sugar free

shopkeeper gives the sugar free to yo mama

yo mama keep standing and looks at the face of shopkeeper

shopkeeper : you need something else

yo mama : no, just give me the free sugar with this pack , because its written clearly "sugar free "

LOL

[Bitcoinexp]

Yo mama is so ugly, the only time she can be described with "abundance" is if she dressed up as a cupcake and starting prancing to a tune.

PS:// A bun dance

[BiPolarBob]

So many hilarious jokes!!!  Thanks everyone!!

The winner for round #2 is WyatteLikesCrypto