"I see a bunch of pussies that just no longer wanna work."
"Oops! Wrong chord. No, wait! We're playin' Laguna Sunrise now. By bad!"
"Well, at least pullin' this crazy train for the past several decades will look good on my résumé."
"You heard me correctly! We're hangin' up our boots, old man, and headin' to Brokeback Mountain after we attend the final concert."