BitGunner (OP)
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September 05, 2015, 04:20:56 PM |
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Vod
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Licking my boob since 1970
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September 06, 2015, 01:59:51 AM |
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Yes... but you can't ejaculate and pee at the same time. A little valve cuts off the urine stream. |
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QuestionAuthority
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September 06, 2015, 02:58:26 AM |
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Pissturbate
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OBAViJEST
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September 06, 2015, 03:36:25 AM |
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It's like I'm really in middle school! ....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school  |
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Gleb Gamow
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September 06, 2015, 05:16:11 AM |
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I dated this gal, once...
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LiteCoinGuy
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September 06, 2015, 09:11:31 AM |
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not possible. how old are you? no experience?
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protokol
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September 06, 2015, 10:41:06 AM |
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Yes, but you have to stand on your head to urinate or the piss misses the toilet. Assuming you're male, that is.
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codycoe
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September 06, 2015, 01:00:27 PM |
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Why dont you try it and give us your results in fact dont report back thats digusting
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Sourgummies
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September 06, 2015, 07:24:06 PM |
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I can tell you what its like to piss scar tissue if that helps.
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vervolioman
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September 06, 2015, 07:29:02 PM |
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No harm in trying. I wonder how many other people piss with a stonk on as well  |
What use is a signature?
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seVell
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September 06, 2015, 08:50:00 PM |
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It's like I'm really in middle school! ....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over. Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal. Don't be too hard... |
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OBAViJEST
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September 06, 2015, 09:41:37 PM |
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It's like I'm really in middle school! ....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over. Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal. Don't be too hard... Oh, I'm hard alright... >:] |
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Sir_lagsalot
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September 06, 2015, 09:46:27 PM |
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It's like I'm really in middle school! ....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over. Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal. Don't be too hard... Oh, I'm hard alright... >:] Wenk wenk |
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OBAViJEST
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September 06, 2015, 09:50:25 PM |
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It's like I'm really in middle school! ....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over. Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal. Don't be too hard... Oh, I'm hard alright... >:] Wenk wenk I'm literally peeing as I type this, with a hard-on - as a result, gotta stand on my hands upside down to aim & type with my nose (doing handstand push-ups for each keystroke) on my phone It's so hard to aim getting my phone wet it's all over my face |
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sinaninkisi
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September 07, 2015, 02:36:46 AM |
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anyone try ?  |
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Vod
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September 07, 2015, 02:43:04 AM |
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anyone try ? You must be a virgin.  (It's OK, we all were at one time, except for Chuck Norris) Everyone (male) who has ever had sex knows the feeling of needing to pee after sex but being unable to because the blood pressure is still holding that little valve shut. |
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LiteCoinGuy
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September 07, 2015, 04:54:43 PM |
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anyone try ? You must be a virgin. (It's OK, we all were at one time, except for Chuck Norris) Everyone (male) who has ever had sex knows the feeling of needing to pee after sex but being unable to because the blood pressure is still holding that little valve shut. exactly. but the 12 year old boys will find that out soon (i hope) |
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protokol
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September 07, 2015, 07:30:50 PM |
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anyone try ? You must be a virgin. (It's OK, we all were at one time, except for Chuck Norris) Everyone (male) who has ever had sex knows the feeling of needing to pee after sex but being unable to because the blood pressure is still holding that little valve shut. exactly. but the 12 year old boys will find that out soon (i hope) I've found that it is just about possible to pee. Aiming is my problem. I've actually got the headstand on lock, but my penis often seems to acquire 2 extra urethras during sex for unknown reasons. This results in a sort of majestic liquid trident, travelling at tremendous speed. The taming of this powerful natural phenomenon has so far proved elusive. |
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Sourgummies
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September 10, 2015, 03:13:04 AM |
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If you a hole say 3-4 fingers below your belly button you will have acessed the bladder and you could pee at the same time. It should not be to painful,maybe a slight discomfort at first as you cut through the skin into the bladder. Be prepared to towel off though.
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OBAViJEST
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September 10, 2015, 03:57:22 AM |
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If you a hole say 3-4 fingers below your belly button you will have acessed the bladder and you could pee at the same time. It should not be to painful,maybe a slight discomfort at first as you cut through the skin into the bladder. Be prepared to towel off though.
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