BTC Jokes

[Phenomenon]

2 bitcoins go to a block party... one turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or does that hash look good to you?"

Anybody else have a BTC joke?  Post below for entertainment 

[BookofNick]

lol a block party

[BombaUcigasa]

Bitcoin is being investigated by the Serious Fraud Office...

[goatpig]

here's a funny one: bubble

[BookofNick]

A Euro, a Dollar, and a Bitcoin are climbing a steep cliff. Suddenly, the Euro clutches his chest and falls over the cliff.

"Aaaaaaah! Government entitlements and government green energy subsidiiiiiiiiiies!" screams the Euro as he plummets to his death.

The Dollar and the Bitcoin continue climbing. Suddenly, the Dollar trips and falls over the cliff.

"Aaaaaaah! Government wars of aggression! Government bank bailooooouts!" screams the Dollar as he, too, plummets to his death.

The Bitcoin continues to climb. When he gets to the top, he looks around and says "Wait a minute...what's a government?"


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[lacedwithkerosene]

There is a report that four bitcoins were kidnapped while attempting to climb Mt.Gox today, but there are no confirmations yet.

[bitcoinewbie]

from my 6 year old:

whats the difference between a dollar and a bitcoin?

...dollars don't have forums. 

[BitQuant]

from my 6 year old:

whats the difference between a dollar and a bitcoin?

...dollars don't have forums. 

Alas, even dollars have forums: http://forums.wheresgeorge.com/

[Hal]

How about a limerick?

There once was a girl from Des Moines
Whose breasts were as fine as her loins.
"I'll do tricks for dollars,
Make all my guys holler,
But I save my best stuff for Bitcoins!"

(Probably should've posted anonymously...)

[mewantsbitcoins]

How about a limerick?

There once was a girl from Des Moines
Whose breasts were as fine as her loins.
"I'll do tricks for dollars,
Make all my guys holler,
But I save my best stuff for Bitcoiners!"

(Probably should've posted anonymously...)

 

[prizzy]

How about a limerick?

There once was a girl from Des Moines
Whose breasts were as fine as her loins.
"I'll do tricks for dollars,
Make all my guys holler,
But I save my best stuff for Bitcoins!"

(Probably should've posted anonymously...)

this will be remembered for ages to come, only if bitcoin doesnt fail naturally.

[damsix]

your jokes are good but can not be in a knot like that when Bitcoin wrong line ketka transaction.

maybe better like this jokes him, Bitcoin has gone to the party, then followed by Ethereum, Tron, Neo and EOS.

then RDD (Red Coin) also followed the dance. lol!

[Doterti]

She: Do you love me?
He: Sure I do
She: Prove me
He: You are my bitcoin baby. you go high, you go low but I am never gonna lose my hold on you.

Hey I have a joke
knock! knock! knock!
Who's there?
Bitcoin
Bitcoin who?
A fewcoin, A manycoin, a oftencoin, a bitcoin hahaha
Okay, It's too corny and nerd joke huhuhuh please support my joke please hahahah

[handsomes]

2 bitcoins go to a block party... one turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or does that hash look good to you?"

Anybody else have a BTC joke?  Post below for entertainment 

some people the bitcoin is imaginary and scam and i said to my friend you trust me and you will get a money you using cellphone my friend curious and after a few years just wow you are so rich before you will still my food but now you are rich.

[ormeustech]

Nurse: Sir, you'have been in a coma for 9 seconds
Me: Oh boy I can't wait to see how much my bitcoin is worth.   

[Psychee]

what jokes or clowns are better to sell and invest in other crypto projects as Socratus is a very good project