Scammer: Dank

[Rarity]

Its a life lesson for your niece, the world is filled with liars and cheats, tell her to get used to it.

Right, go post that in the Nefario thread.

[MrTeal]

It sounds like Kurt Cobain playing Mary Had a Little Lamb to me... 

Not sure what the issue is?

-Zoey

I actually dug up Cobain's corpse yesterday and repeatedly beat him over the head with a guitar using the amp (with way too much clipping) as an anvil while singing Mary Had A Little Lamb. It sounded exactly like this.

[Korbman]

Rarity should be the one receiving the scammer for starting this shit storm of a thread. Wtf are you serious, in the scam accusations board??? Get over it if he hurt your feelings, this is not what the tag is for.

Or at least the "I have zero knowledge of business law, contracts, formal agreements, basic definitions of simple words, and I'm butthurt because I didn't get want I wanted" tag.

Rarity, welcome to the internet. It seems you're a bit new here. People do stuff like this all the time. It's only if money is stolen from someone else that we actually give a shit here. Other than that, it's just people complaining that they had their feelings hurt.

Anyway, that's the last I'll say on the topic. I can't instill common sense, logic, and basic reasoning to a brick wall, so what's the point lol

[Rarity]

You are clearly the one who has no understanding of how business is done.  It is good that is the last you have to say on this since you have added nothing and are clearly an ignoramus.  We had a written agreement for the exchange of goods and services in which a fraudulent attempt to deliver was made.  It is a scam, even if actual real money like Bitcoins has not been exchanged the products in question have monetary value.

[Snaer]

It sounds like Kurt Cobain playing Mary Had a Little Lamb to me...  

Not sure what the issue is?

-Zoey

I actually dug up Cobain's corpse yesterday and repeatedly beat him over the head with a guitar using the amp (with way too much clipping) as an anvil while singing Mary Had A Little Lamb. It sounded exactly like this.

It's not nice to speak ill of the dead this way.  

He may have had a problem with heroin, but it's not as big of a deal as people think it is. That's just what made him who he is. He had stomach problems too, which I'm sure the H helped a great deal. Quite a few of us have been there with regards to opiates.

-Zoey

[organofcorti]

You are clearly the one who has no understanding of how business is done.  It is good that is the last you have to say on this since you have added nothing and are clearly an ignoramus.  We had a written agreement for the exchange of goods and services in which a fraudulent attempt to deliver was made.  It is a scam, even if actual real money like Bitcoins has not been exchanged the products in question have monetary value.

It's so funny when someone starts out a troll thread and ends up taking it seriously.

[Rarity]

You are clearly the one who has no understanding of how business is done.  It is good that is the last you have to say on this since you have added nothing and are clearly an ignoramus.  We had a written agreement for the exchange of goods and services in which a fraudulent attempt to deliver was made.  It is a scam, even if actual real money like Bitcoins has not been exchanged the products in question have monetary value.

It's so funny when someone starts out a troll thread and ends up taking it seriously.

Please exit the thread if all you wish to do is call the authenticity of my attempts to pursue justice into question.  This is a very serious matter for me and has been from the start.  I would not have agreed to cease my efforts to warn members of the forum of some of the dangers of investing with Dank in exchange for this personalized performance if I did not have a strong a legitimate need to do so in order to make my niece happy.  

[Francesco]

You are clearly the one who has no understanding of how business is done.  It is good that is the last you have to say on this since you have added nothing and are clearly an ignoramus.  We had a written agreement for the exchange of goods and services in which a fraudulent attempt to deliver was made.  It is a scam, even if actual real money like Bitcoins has not been exchanged the products in question have monetary value.

It's so funny when someone starts out a troll thread and ends up taking it seriously.

Please exit the thread if all you wish to do is call the authenticity of my attempts to pursue justice into question.  This is a very serious matter for me and has been from the start.  I would not have agreed to cease my efforts to warn members of the forum of some of the dangers of investing with Dank in exchange for this personalized performance if I did not have a strong a legitimate need to do so in order to make my niece happy.  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

That aside, as ridiculous in size this is compared to what's happening out there, for justice's sake, if things went as described, I'd say Dank has earned a tag.

...though, what we would really need is the possibility of changing only some of the coins to Xs, probably! 

[Rarity]

if things went as described, I'd say Dank has earned a tag.

Thank you, they did as the quotes I have provided clearly illustrate.

ridiculous in size this is compared to what's happening out there

The monetary value to a collector of a rare personalized performance from one of the world's greatest musicians early in their career is huge.  The monetary value involved here is tremendous. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

First I read about a user wanting to give himself the scammer tag, now a request to apply said tag to a user who has yet to sing Mary had a Little Lamb.

Let us pray:

Heavenly father, Satoshi, hallowed be Thy name, Thy Kingdom come, Give us each day our daily b....

Now onto reading the rest of this thread.

~Bruno~

[Rarity]

First I read about a user wanting to give himself the scammer tag, now a request to apply said tag to a user who has yet to sing Mary had a Little Lamb.

Let us pray:

Heavenly father, Satoshi, hallowed be Thy name, Thy Kingdom come, Give us each day our daily b....

Now onto reading the rest of this thread.

~Bruno~

No, a user who is an expert guitarist with guarantees of world fame falsely delivering a product that was not as advertised in an attempt to scam someone to comply with a written agreement. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

First I read about a user wanting to give himself the scammer tag, now a request to apply said tag to a user who has yet to sing Mary had a Little Lamb.

Let us pray:

Heavenly father, Satoshi, hallowed be Thy name, Thy Kingdom come, Give us each day our daily b....

Now onto reading the rest of this thread.

~Bruno~

No, a user who is an expert guitarist with guarantees of world fame falsely delivering a product that was not as advertised in an attempt to scam someone to comply with a written agreement. 

I'm ready to read page two, and have to admit I'm leaning toward to being in agreement with you. I did find the Zong Tong Brothers version of Mary Had a Little lamb, a heck of lot better than Dank's, but still...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGOhadu7Vhc

[Rarity]

I'm leaning toward to being in agreement with you.

Thank you for your support.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

On a related note:
Dank's guitar is painfully out of tune. Guitar tuners start at only $8 on Amazon.
Anyone volunteering to set up a donation address so we can buy Dank a tuner?

I tought he said in the thread that Senbonzakura had provided him with a guitar tuner? Maybe he just needs somebody to show him how to use it?

His first album will be entitled "You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a Dank"

I know a way where we can get a million people to listen to Dank's version of Mary had a Little Lamb. Rip the audio, and post it on YouTube with the tittle "Intro of Psy and Lady Gaga cover of MHALL" Then sell it as a ringtone a buck a pop. To further the ruse, claim this to be the first leak of a studio session by StudioLeaks. (word it as such or equivalent in the description) Come to think of it, this should hit 10M views.

Another idea, on a slightly different theme, rip the recording, placing it on YT with another misleading title. What you'll then have is a the Dank Roll.

Or over-dub this YT sensation (27M Views): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIqN7Cj2Sjw

[fgervais]

Repentance, why is it that I've paid back all my investors, and will pay the remaining two I have, early, once my BTC comes through?

I didn't realize people gave back donations.

Dank Bank has been the longest lasting weekly interest program, has it not?

100 BTC and 50 BTC principle investments returned 3 days and 8 days early, respectively.

27afde9bf6f2c937a8f2016d5683d25acc55da34c1fda8b472e7bf1be6a9fffb
ed1502b8c8280c34ea8ccc590feb6fbfa3a2fa8192ab4a5149624a7f23fcfca5

http://blockchain.info/block-index/312601/0000000000000255f76c4817dc9f2edeb110922cfdaf1687957b75cd9dcbd79a

Are we to believe that you repaid your 50BTC loan without interest, and from coins mined a couple of hours ago?

Or did you just grab a random transaction of the site and used it as "proof" your ponzi actually pays out?

[Bitcoin Oz]

Danks possible ponzi scheme hasnt collapsed yet but I do agree he did not provide the promised item in the OP, much as it pains me to agree with a grown man who likes my little pony.

[dank]

Repentance, why is it that I've paid back all my investors, and will pay the remaining two I have, early, once my BTC comes through?

I didn't realize people gave back donations.

Dank Bank has been the longest lasting weekly interest program, has it not?

100 BTC and 50 BTC principle investments returned 3 days and 8 days early, respectively.

27afde9bf6f2c937a8f2016d5683d25acc55da34c1fda8b472e7bf1be6a9fffb
ed1502b8c8280c34ea8ccc590feb6fbfa3a2fa8192ab4a5149624a7f23fcfca5

http://blockchain.info/block-index/312601/0000000000000255f76c4817dc9f2edeb110922cfdaf1687957b75cd9dcbd79a

Are we to believe that you repaid your 50BTC loan without interest, and from coins mined a couple of hours ago?

Or did you just grab a random transaction of the site and used it as "proof" your ponzi actually pays out?

Are you serious? Stupid question, of course you're 'serious.'  That's not the correct transaction.

103.642 BTC http://blockchain.info/tx-index/29313842/27afde9bf6f2c937a8f2016d5683d25acc55da34c1fda8b472e7bf1be6a9fffb
51.42 BTC http://blockchain.info/tx-index/29313886/ed1502b8c8280c34ea8ccc590feb6fbfa3a2fa8192ab4a5149624a7f23fcfca5

Thank you for proving your trustworthiness.

[salty]

So services were requested, found lacking in expected quality, and thus not paid for. The only useful tag in this case would be 'incompetent'.

[dank]

It's hard to put soul in music when you're doing it for someone's ego.

[Beans]

Please exit the thread if all you wish to do is call the authenticity of my attempts to pursue justice into question.  This is a very serious matter for me and has been from the start.  I would not have agreed to cease my efforts to warn members of the forum of some of the dangers of investing with Dank in exchange for this personalized performance if I did not have a strong a legitimate need to do so in order to make my niece happy.