Scammer: Dank

[dank]

This is a blatant attempt to distract from the accusations leveled against him with random nonsense, it's not worth engaging.

What accusations?  The joke by Rarity complaining my version of Mary's little lamb wasn't good enough?  Not my problem, I liked the way it sounded and think it represented realistic feelings in this scenario.

[MiloSmith]

As I said, the part where you proposed a deal, intentionally did not perform as agreed (admitted sabotage), and tried to pass off a sabotaged product as fulfilling the agreement in an attempt to receive payment.  No matter what distracting tactics you attempt to try and turn this into some discussion of spirituality or drugs, it is clear that you are a scammer. 

Yes, Rarity was clearly right.  It's somewhat inexplicable dank has escaped the scammer tag here.  According to reviewing what occurred, dank solicited Rarity to take part in this agreement.  He proposed it and Rarity agreed.  Why an individual should be allowed to go around proposing deals with people, asking them to swear to agree in writing, and then breaking the deal despite all this is bizarre.

dank's defense appears to be a Matthew Wright style of intentionally misreading the agreement in a manner no reasonable individual ever would.  That an individual asking for a well known tune, and providing sheet music to illustrate it further, was agreeing to receive a collection of random screeching sounds does not pass the smell test.  That any musician would think the song played was the one requested is also not believable.

In fact, dank admits to intentionally sabotaging the song here out of spite, which any musician knows would make it unrecognizable:

Rarity, that is my version of Mary Had a Little Lamb, just for you.  Perhaps if you didn't spam my threads with the same questions, I would have turned the distortion down and tuned my guitar before recording.

This is akin to a painter agreeing in writing to paint a house red, and instead painting a giant red penis on it out of spite and later claiming no breach of contract because the contract was not specific enough.  No reasonable person would side with the painter.

That the song was not actually the requested song is not a matter of subjectivity, I have fed it into the music identifying service "Shazam" and it has failed to identify it as the song in question. 

dank proposed an arrangement contingent on his delivery of song, he delivered a product he knew to be fraudulent and intentionally sabotaged in an attempt to pass it off as genuine to receive payment.  A scam attempt, clearly.  That he has not received the tag is baffling to me.  It is also baffling that he is allowed to derail this serious discussion with discussions of spiritual healing and drugs while the wronged party is apparently being mocked by individuals such as Psy for some reason.

[AndrewBUD]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

[repentance]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

[capn noe]

I agree.  Now what do we need to do to get Dank his Scammer tag that he's clearly earned?

Invest anything in his concert, I guess...

[dank]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

2.

[MildBill]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

2.

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

[AndrewBUD]

I would be more inclined to deposit with someone that said... I buy drugs off SR and sell them IRL...

[dank]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

2.

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

Dank Bank has had 8.  I think anyone with a brain cell knows which other account is mine.

[JohnBigheart]

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

Dank Bank has had 8.  I think anyone with a brain cell knows which other account is mine.

You really had 8 guys persuaded to entrust you money?
I am amazed.

[MiloSmith]

Dank is just a Something Awful troll.  There is no reason to trust anything he says.

https://i.imgur.com/fFopJ.jpg

[dank]

Dank is just a Something Awful troll.  There is no reason to trust anything he says.

No, that's what you, Rarity, fgervais, and the multitudes of other haters are.

[dank]

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

Dank Bank has had 8.  I think anyone with a brain cell knows which other account is mine.

You really had 8 guys persuaded to entrust you money?
I am amazed.

When you understand my philosophy it is nothing to be surprised of.  I have bright ideas and some people can see the truth in them.

[greyhawk]

Are they visions, dank?

[bitcoinbear]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

2.

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

Dank Bank has had 8.  I think anyone with a brain cell knows which other account is mine.

I have no idea which other account is Dank's. I have at least one brain cell. Therefore, Dank is lying again.

In all reality, I just don't care enought to try to figure out who else is Dank.

[Jimmy Diamond]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

2.

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

Dank Bank has had 8.  I think anyone with a brain cell knows which other account is mine.

I have no idea which other account is Dank's. I have at least one brain cell. Therefore, Dank is lying again.

In all reality, I just don't care enought to try to figure out who else is Dank.

It's pretty obvious what the other account is when you consider it.

[Korbman]

It's pretty obvious what the other account is when you consider it.

Lolz Dank just talks to himself

[Bitcoin Oz]

I would be more inclined to deposit with someone that said... I buy drugs off SR and sell them IRL...

Thats a business plan at least. A lot more profitable than bitcoin mining.

[dank]

How many accounts does this rarity person have?

I'd be more interested in knowing how many accounts dank has.

2.

Isn't that the same number of depositors your 'bank' has?

Dank Bank has had 8.  I think anyone with a brain cell knows which other account is mine.

I have no idea which other account is Dank's. I have at least one brain cell. Therefore, Dank is lying again.

In all reality, I just don't care enought to try to figure out who else is Dank.

It's pretty obvious what the other account is when you consider it.

Yeah, it's definitely not DankGlass!

[repentance]

Yeah, it's definitely not DankGlass!

Are you admitting that you lied when you said that you'd abandoned DankGlass and that someone paid you to use the logo?  That would bring bad karma, dank.