How long have I been trapped in this alt-universe? (proof of entrapment within)

[Gleb Gamow]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Orgy-Tv/110453022307842



You guys may not believe this, but the universe I came from depicts the like count in millions NOT JUST ONE DUDE, assuming dude's used correctly in this context in this universe.

Question: Are there goats in this universe? If so, mind if I stay a spell?

[Karpeles]

yes there are goats but they are mostly devil symbol and used in black magic rituals, and if you want to sign a pact with the devil, you need to kiss a goat's asshole

[Gleb Gamow]

yes there are goats but they are mostly devil symbol and used in black magic rituals, and if you want to sign a pact with the devil, you need to kiss a goat's asshole

I could learn to love this alt-universe. Tell me more about goat asshole kissing. 

[Karpeles]

Never heard of the osculum obscenum?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame

[Gleb Gamow]

Never heard of the osculum obscenum?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame

I'm beginnin' to have second doubts 'bout wantin' to stay in this alt-uni: http://www.localnews8.com/news/Shetland-pony-attacked/35149994

Where I came from, nobody tortures real-life My Little Pony.

[Gleb Gamow]

This is definitively one fucked up universe!

[codishmumu]

That is so....

Unusual.