Josh Blue
In this image, he looks like a cross between Luke and Plato.
Josh Blue (born November 27, 1978) is an American comedian. He was voted the Last Comic Standing on NBC's reality show Last Comic Standing during its fourth season, which aired May–August 2006. Blue has cerebral palsy, and much of his self-deprecating humor is centered on this.
Since he's "special", the material he needs for each show can be gleaned from this forum.
For instance:
I picked up a new hobby. Something to keep my hands busy between gigs, the soccer season. and masterbating. As you can tell by the erotica movements of my right arm, it's telling me it wants to do something. <at right arm> Not now! Soccer season doesn't start for another two months. Seriously, those of you who follow soccer know that hands are not allowed to touch the ball unless your the goatse. I meant goalie. Especially if one plays in the league I'm in unless your fortunate enough to be born without legs, then by all means use your fuckin' hands.
Where was I? Oh yea, my new hobby. I started mining bitcoins. Who here has heard about Bitcoin? I see a few hands. Great! Please explain it to the others so that I can continue with this bit and hopefully by the end of it we'll all be up to speed.
http://www.joshblue.com/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tck4WU4b9mg