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October 23, 2012, 09:02:59 PM
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I don't care if you get it or not.
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October 23, 2012, 09:03:34 PM
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Let's see who is nerd enough here.
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October 23, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
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Congratulations, you just proved to me I spend too much time on computers.

EDIT: You know the thing about CSS jokes? They're often misinterpreted by Internet Explorer.

The problem with DRM jokes is that you can't share them with your friends.
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October 23, 2012, 09:08:28 PM
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Quote from: caffeinewriter on October 23, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Congratulations, you just proved to me I spend too much time on computers.
But we have Bitcoins! asd
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October 23, 2012, 09:10:02 PM
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Quote from: cedivad on October 23, 2012, 09:08:28 PM
Quote from: caffeinewriter on October 23, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Congratulations, you just proved to me I spend too much time on computers.
But we have Bitcoins! asd

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October 23, 2012, 09:28:08 PM
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Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
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October 23, 2012, 09:55:23 PM
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Quote from: SysRun on October 23, 2012, 09:28:08 PM
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Why?
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October 23, 2012, 09:59:55 PM
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Quote from: Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza on October 23, 2012, 09:55:23 PM
Quote from: SysRun on October 23, 2012, 09:28:08 PM
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Why?

Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Why do some members here always seem to fall for the this-is-not-a-ponzi-scheme?

Because they want to believe that 31 Oct ≠ 25 Dec.
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October 23, 2012, 10:04:35 PM
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A salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software developer are riding in a car. Suddenly it accelerates out of control, the brakes don't work, and the steering wheel becomes loose.  After a frightening ride up a mountain, the vehicle screeches to a stop just inches before launching itself over a cliff.  All three quickly get out of the vehicle.

The salesman says, "I think we have to buy a new one."
The hardware engineer says, "I think I can fix it."
The software developer says, "Lets get back in and see if it happens again."
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