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Author Topic: WHAT IS THE MATTER WIT U PPL? CMON I NEED A HUSBAAAAAAND!!!  (Read 2425 times)
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October 07, 2015, 08:37:32 PM
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If not husband, please, a boyfriend! I will do anything you want. Please. PLEASE. IM SO WELL DRESSED AND GOOD LOOKING. PLEASE. I SWEAR ILL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE. IM SOOOO LONELY.

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It's OK guys, gleb and I divorced today. Thanks for all the lovely presents. We just got married to beat Kim Kardashian's record of being married for only 72 days. You'll hear about us on the news tonight. As for my new husband, it is imperative that we have sex and post it online so we can make money off of it. You also have to be willing to let me get a makeover, and then use the new look to make a new Instagram account, a new YouTube channel, and so on. Money will go straight into your bank account, so its almost like you're my pimp. If any of you think this post is a joke, it is not.
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October 07, 2015, 08:40:57 PM
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Pay me in Bitcoin I can be whoever you want !   Grin
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October 07, 2015, 08:44:20 PM
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Unfortunately you're an enormous cow based on the pic you previously posted and delusional, too, based on this here thread.

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October 07, 2015, 08:45:50 PM
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Unfortunately you're an enormous cow based on the pic you previously posted and delusional, too, based on this here thread.
A COW?! WHAT PIC?

IM SO BEAUTIGUL. I HAVE A THIGH GAP WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT STOOOP TWASING ME OMFGGG
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October 08, 2015, 07:55:13 AM
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I would like to married you but i can't because i ' m a kid.
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October 08, 2015, 08:17:30 AM
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"Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she'll ask for help in putting it back together the right way - intact and beating correctly - and they dread the thought of puzzling over layers that they can't understand, let alone rebuild. They'd rather just not get blood on their hands.

But sharks are different. They smell the blood of desperation and circle in. They whisper into a girl's ear, "I'll make it better. I'll make you forget all about your pain."

Sharks do this by eating your heart, but they never mention this beforehand. That is the thing about sharks."

Interesting quote I found maybe answers your question.
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October 08, 2015, 09:35:16 AM
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"Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she'll ask for help in putting it back together the right way - intact and beating correctly - and they dread the thought of puzzling over layers that they can't understand, let alone rebuild. They'd rather just not get blood on their hands.

But sharks are different. They smell the blood of desperation and circle in. They whisper into a girl's ear, "I'll make it better. I'll make you forget all about your pain."

Sharks do this by eating your heart, but they never mention this beforehand. That is the thing about sharks."

Interesting quote I found maybe answers your question.

Somehow this comes into mind http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4685096/  Grin
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October 08, 2015, 10:47:00 AM
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everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
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October 08, 2015, 11:09:31 AM
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please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
Well, unfortunately most people that make those kind of posts in off topic in such techsavvy forum is a guy.

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October 08, 2015, 12:13:43 PM
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Its ok. Ill do it for a team.

That would be 3BTC

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October 08, 2015, 12:16:54 PM
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please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
Well, unfortunately most people that make those kind of posts in off topic in such techsavvy forum is a guy.
I'm a woman. I swear 2 u.
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October 08, 2015, 12:45:53 PM
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everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.

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October 08, 2015, 02:32:29 PM
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everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.



Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?
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October 08, 2015, 02:59:36 PM
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everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.



Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?

Maybe I can be your sugar daddy for the meantime if you're a MILF? Kindly send me you're resume so that I can add you to my collections. Btw, I want also to REKT your arse deeply and intensely if it's ok to you. 

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October 08, 2015, 03:51:58 PM
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everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.



Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?

Maybe I can be your sugar daddy for the meantime if you're a MILF? Kindly send me you're resume so that I can add you to my collections. Btw, I want also to REKT your arse deeply and intensely if it's ok to you. 
I don't want a sugar daddy. I want a partner.

Preferably business partner, with the benefits of having sexual relation here and there.
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October 08, 2015, 03:53:59 PM
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everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life
I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.



Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?
I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. I'm looking for a business partner who will invest in my businesses, who also has their own business, and morph our businesses together to become rich.

That is what I want. I want to work for luxury. Not have it handed to me. If it's just handed to me, I won't cherish it.
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October 08, 2015, 03:54:24 PM
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Desperate plays will not attract anyone decent.

Also may I remind you that bitcointalk is not a dating website.

Ask the stranger he knows who you really are.
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October 08, 2015, 04:05:26 PM
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Desperate plays will not attract anyone decent.

Also may I remind you that bitcointalk is not a dating website.
The off topic forum is everything you want it to be. Also, I'm still making your handmade sweater. Just hang on tight.
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October 09, 2015, 11:33:38 AM
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Lol this topic became even funnier.
A supposedly woman searching for a rich guy on a techsavvy forum.
Do you know that most devs and guys that works with IT aren't rich right?

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October 09, 2015, 11:36:37 AM
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Lol this topic became even funnier.
A supposedly woman searching for a rich guy on a techsavvy forum.
Do you know that most devs and guys that works with IT aren't rich right?
Bill gates.

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