WHAT IS THE MATTER WIT U PPL? CMON I NEED A HUSBAAAAAAND!!!

[codishmumu]

If not husband, please, a boyfriend! I will do anything you want. Please. PLEASE. IM SO WELL DRESSED AND GOOD LOOKING. PLEASE. I SWEAR ILL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE. IM SOOOO LONELY.

 

It's OK guys, gleb and I divorced today. Thanks for all the lovely presents. We just got married to beat Kim Kardashian's record of being married for only 72 days. You'll hear about us on the news tonight. As for my new husband, it is imperative that we have sex and post it online so we can make money off of it. You also have to be willing to let me get a makeover, and then use the new look to make a new Instagram account, a new YouTube channel, and so on. Money will go straight into your bank account, so its almost like you're my pimp. If any of you think this post is a joke, it is not.

[Nobitcoin]

Pay me in Bitcoin I can be whoever you want !   

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Unfortunately you're an enormous cow based on the pic you previously posted and delusional, too, based on this here thread.

[codishmumu]

Unfortunately you're an enormous cow based on the pic you previously posted and delusional, too, based on this here thread.

A COW?! WHAT PIC?

IM SO BEAUTIGUL. I HAVE A THIGH GAP WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT STOOOP TWASING ME OMFGGG

[catch.me.if.you.can]

I would like to married you but i can't because i ' m a kid.

[Nobitcoin]

"Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she'll ask for help in putting it back together the right way - intact and beating correctly - and they dread the thought of puzzling over layers that they can't understand, let alone rebuild. They'd rather just not get blood on their hands.

But sharks are different. They smell the blood of desperation and circle in. They whisper into a girl's ear, "I'll make it better. I'll make you forget all about your pain."

Sharks do this by eating your heart, but they never mention this beforehand. That is the thing about sharks."

Interesting quote I found maybe answers your question.

[james.lent]

"Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she'll ask for help in putting it back together the right way - intact and beating correctly - and they dread the thought of puzzling over layers that they can't understand, let alone rebuild. They'd rather just not get blood on their hands.

But sharks are different. They smell the blood of desperation and circle in. They whisper into a girl's ear, "I'll make it better. I'll make you forget all about your pain."

Sharks do this by eating your heart, but they never mention this beforehand. That is the thing about sharks."

Interesting quote I found maybe answers your question.

Somehow this comes into mind http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4685096/ 

[Malin Keshar]

everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

[DarkHyudrA]

please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

Well, unfortunately most people that make those kind of posts in off topic in such techsavvy forum is a guy.

[vlajce]

Its ok. Ill do it for a team.

That would be 3BTC

[codishmumu]

please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

Well, unfortunately most people that make those kind of posts in off topic in such techsavvy forum is a guy.

I'm a woman. I swear 2 u.

[codishmumu]

everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.

[Nobitcoin]

everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.

Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?

[Samdo]

everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.

Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?

Maybe I can be your sugar daddy for the meantime if you're a MILF? Kindly send me you're resume so that I can add you to my collections. Btw, I want also to REKT your arse deeply and intensely if it's ok to you. 

[codishmumu]

everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.

Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?

Maybe I can be your sugar daddy for the meantime if you're a MILF? Kindly send me you're resume so that I can add you to my collections. Btw, I want also to REKT your arse deeply and intensely if it's ok to you. 

I don't want a sugar daddy. I want a partner.

Preferably business partner, with the benefits of having sexual relation here and there.

[codishmumu]

everything?

including anal?

start with nudes(please ignore if you are an old fat gay dude in real life

I've only done it once, but I can do it. And if you do everything I want you to do, we will have a great life together. Sipping champagne on private jets, flying to Rio on weekends, wearing luxurious clothing, eating fine food and living in a fancy loft.

Oh I see now you just looking for a sugar daddy ? What kind of champagne ?

I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. I'm looking for a business partner who will invest in my businesses, who also has their own business, and morph our businesses together to become rich.

That is what I want. I want to work for luxury. Not have it handed to me. If it's just handed to me, I won't cherish it.

[Morecoin Freeman]

Desperate plays will not attract anyone decent.

Also may I remind you that bitcointalk is not a dating website.

[codishmumu]

Desperate plays will not attract anyone decent.

Also may I remind you that bitcointalk is not a dating website.

The off topic forum is everything you want it to be. Also, I'm still making your handmade sweater. Just hang on tight.

[DarkHyudrA]

Lol this topic became even funnier.
A supposedly woman searching for a rich guy on a techsavvy forum.
Do you know that most devs and guys that works with IT aren't rich right?

[codishmumu]

Lol this topic became even funnier.
A supposedly woman searching for a rich guy on a techsavvy forum.
Do you know that most devs and guys that works with IT aren't rich right?

Bill gates.