Anybody have some elephant crap they want to unload?
If I gave you my elephant shit, then I wouldn't have any. Luckily, I'm getting another elephant and will soon start breeding them, thus having more elephants to produce more shit, now that I see there's a market for it.
If you like, you can pre-order 1lb of elephant shit for only 10
BTC. So that my competition doesn't get an upper hand on my enterprise, I'm unable to show an image of any elephant shit currently being processed in my lab.
But to show that this is not a scam, here's a pic of our elephant:
