Time travel hasn't been invented yet, but in 40 years it will be. Bitcoin will be massively illegal and mining will be impossible due to sophisticated tracking. The mob sends ASICS back in time to guys like me, called dumpers. We mine on our ASICS from the future and dump for cash now. When everyone gets their ASICS and dumps we buy back up like crazy and send the coins to a BTC address in the future.
This is called "Closing the Dump"
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