The Church of Satoshi and Latter Day Coins

[freedomno1]

Don't worry, guys - I got this:

 

Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.

Genesis Block 1:1
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks

Later on in blockchain:
[A bunch of .onion links to kiddy porn sites]

Where oh where did we go wrong, great Satoshi?

+2 And nice needs a Hail Satoshi xd

[101111]

this is a praiseworthy initiative

I'm going to brush up tonight and watch Life of Brian Satoshi

[arklan]

hail Satoshi.

[acceptance2]

Ladies, Gents and Pirates,

Welcome to the ministryofbitcoin.com

In Crypto We Trust


This weeks hymn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qooBzE2w

[freedomno1]

Considering all the crypto news around satoshi today I'll commemorate it by reviving the church of satoshi thread ha-ha

http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto

[im0rtel]

bumping the church of satoshi for greater justice.

[Trader Steve]

It actually exists:

http://ChurchofSatoshi.org

[BillyBobZorton]

That's hilarious. I don't like this cult-ish approach tho, the mainstream could use it to attack us. We don't need approbation of satoshi or some other bitcoin celebrities to have our own opinions. We don't need satoshi to come back and tell us how to scale bitcoin up, for example.

[crazy_rabbit]

Sorry but, "The Church of Craig Wright and Latter Day Coins" doesn't have the same ring to it.........

[crazy_rabbit]

Perhaps there will one day come a great doomsday Cult of Deflation that will attempt to hoard as many coins and possible, only to send them all to address with no known private key.

Perhaps this moment is upon us brethren. The return of the Anti-Satoshi: Craig Wright. The prophecy tells us that if Craig Wright be the Satoshi, in the attempt to move 1million coins, he makes a mistake and burns them all to an invalid address.

We can pray my brethren. For this would be the true sacrifice of Satoshi. 

[silversmith]

Sorry but, "The Church of Craig Wright and Latter Day Coins" doesn't have the same ring to it.........

Latter Day should be "Latter-day." Every mormon knows this. 

[crazy_rabbit]

Sorry but, "The Church of Craig Wright and Latter Day Coins" doesn't have the same ring to it.........

Latter Day should be "Latter-day." Every mormon knows this. 

Geez, this thread has been around for years and you're the first to mention it! (non-mormon here).

[silversmith]

You're right though. Bitcoin has become a major world religion. But the people have turned from the creator. They like the stories of an immortal creator. Anything less and they are ready to burn you at the stakes.

[AgentofCoin]

You're right though. Bitcoin has become a major world religion. But the people have turned from the creator. They like the stories of an immortal creator. Anything less and they are ready to burn you at the stakes.

Silversmith follows the Anti-Satoshi!

It is not your fault that ye sinned against Satoshi,
it is the beast from the abyss who hath deceived thee,
and so shall we purge this uncleanliness from your soul.

Prepare the ropes and logs for the fire!

[raphma]

Im in! where do i sign?

Don't worry, guys - I got this:

 

Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.

Genesis Block 1:1
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks

Later on in blockchain:
[A bunch of .onion links to kiddy porn sites]

Where oh where did we go wrong, great Satoshi?

Hail satoshi

[gembitz]

^satoshi buddahmot0 

[gembitz]

Of all the religions in the world, nary a one of their deities healed a single amputee. Bitlievers don't espouse grandiose claims--save one: Bitcoin Protects Your Wealth. (feel free to edit said claim)

^just wow how didn't i see this before!!

===> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow


*Grateful Dead lyricist!!

[freedomno1]

Of all the religions in the world, nary a one of their deities healed a single amputee. Bitlievers don't espouse grandiose claims--save one: Bitcoin Protects Your Wealth. (feel free to edit said claim)

^just wow how didn't i see this before!!

===> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow


*Grateful Dead lyricist!!

Old forum threads are fun threads nice to see this one get dug up now and then Ha-ha
All Hail Satoshi!

[gembitz]

Of all the religions in the world, nary a one of their deities healed a single amputee. Bitlievers don't espouse grandiose claims--save one: Bitcoin Protects Your Wealth. (feel free to edit said claim)

^just wow how didn't i see this before!!

===> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow


*Grateful Dead lyricist!!

Old forum threads are fun threads nice to see this one get dug up now and then Ha-ha
All Hail Satoshi!

^we will be rolling out tithes soon on the blockchain :-D #satoshiwalksonwater

[Xester]

Of all the religions in the world, nary a one of their deities healed a single amputee. Bitlievers don't espouse grandiose claims--save one: Bitcoin Protects Your Wealth. (feel free to edit said claim)

^just wow how didn't i see this before!!

===> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow


*Grateful Dead lyricist!!

Old forum threads are fun threads nice to see this one get dug up now and then Ha-ha
All Hail Satoshi!

^we will be rolling out tithes soon on the blockchain :-D #satoshiwalksonwater

It is good to see loyalist of bit coin but when we speak of a church of satoshi it will bring another meanig. THe church if satoshi would somehow imply not loyalty but worship of bitcoin, it is like considering satoshi as a god. It seems that an occult is born out of loyalty to satoshi. Maybe we can change the name instead of church of satoshi to the brotherhood of satoshi.