Simple, send me a private message regarding the duration and capacity of your investment. You'll send the coins to the address in my sig and you're name is added to the list.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Dank Bank is a massive loan request for a concert.
How can you possibly be able to pay interest to your existing investors?
dank will become a massive music superstar and king of the world following the 1 million person concert he is going to organize in the remaining 5 weeks. Thereafter, you, as a personal investor into danks superstardom will receive a proportionate amount of recompense in form of a personal demesne, such as one of the European countries. I wouldn't pick Greece though, if I were you.