You couldn't make it up - 10 ridiculous reasons why people have been arrested
From taking a spider hostage to a banana assault, it is hard to believe what these criminals got arrested for
A Portsmouth man who pretended to be a ghost while shouting “woo” near mourners at a cemetery was promptly arrested.
Anthony Stallard, 24, had been drinking before the incident and was later fined for his rowdy behaviour.
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Phillip Joseph Smolinsky, 36, was detained after allegedly attacking his girlfriend with a banana.
The Florida resident was charged with domestic violence but denied throwing the fruit at his girlfriend.
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A bridegroom who failed to book his wedding venue decided that making a hoax bomb threat was the best way to cover up his mistake.
Neil McArdle, who was jailed for 12 months, told a court he could not face telling his fiancée about his error.
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A Colorado woman was arrested for attempting to break into jail.
Monique Deshawn Armstrong, 20, got past a razor wire fence surrounding Mesa County jail and demanded the release of her brother.
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A Kansas man was ordered to serve four-and-a-half years behind bars after taking a neighbour’s pet spider hostage in 2012.
Bryan Paul Smith originally agreed to look after the arachnid but then threatened to shoot his friend if he could not keep it.
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World’s dumbest criminal contender, Nicholas Wig, was easily caught after leaving himself logged on to Facebook in a house he burgled.
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A US police officer was arrested and charged for allegedly farting in a colleague’s face.
Lawrence Michael Jonap was accused of assaulting the officer with a notebook before passing wind.
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An irate girlfriend attacked her partner for climaxing too quickly during sex, police say.
Racquel Gonzalez, 24, started scratching and hitting him following their brief encounter.
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Pizza lover Robert Wheeler, 48, was charged with battery after punching a teenage delivery guy who ‘forgot his garlic bread’, according to police.
Slight over-reaction?
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Tonya Ann Fowler, 45, was arrested for wasting police time after dialling 911 to complain about the below mugshot.
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